/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuuka thinks her human friendship level should be reclassified to high, because the truth is she's a nice girl. Do you agree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

i currently watching the anime by studio deen. am i doing this right?

When does the narwhal bacon?

>>11571037
Oh how I wish Yuuka would make her long overdue reappearance as a main playable character...

When does the narwhal bacon?

But that's not Yuuka.

y is my pop green

>be 13
>at sister's birthday party
>have to fart really badly
>pray it is silent so all her friends won't laugh at me
>it is silent...but very violent
>honest, it smelled like rancid eggs mixed with shrimp that had been left in the sun for four days
>some of the girls start to get sick
>one of them pukes her cake up
>that causes other girls to puke their cake up
>sit there like a smooth motherfucker because no one knows it was me that caused all of this
>hear a voice behind me, a woman's voice
>"I know it was you, you little twerp. And I'm telling your mother."
>turn around
>no one there
>NOPE
>spend the rest of the party sweating that my mother was going to find out
>can't sleep that night because I'm afraid of the voice, whatever it was, i'm pretty sure it was a ghost
>NEVER FART EVER AGAIN

Who here is part of the 30 and over club? Bonus points if you're a Wizard. Tell me about yourselves, how good is your life? What do you do for a living? Do you still live at home? How is your love life?

For the wizards tell me why you do you think you never got laid, did you just give up? People close to 30 also welcome, how do you feel about your lives now that you're entering your 30's?

So I've got a bag of pixystix in front of me what would happen if I snort some up my nose?

Got a real OTAKU CULTURE question here.

What are some good kungfu/samurai movies? They don't even have to be Japanese.

/jp/ will never be as good as /x/.

>>>/x/8703965

Quick question:

How many of you leave your house to work and don't hate your job? What do you do?