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>>6557122

Oh it gets better.

I also found out some other person at the company was doing accounts reconciliation (basically, checking to make sure stock holdings and trades were correctly reported) by printing out 850+ pages of paper and then MANUALLY comparing them, sheet by sheet.

That was their whole job. All day, they did this.

Foolishly, I felt pity on their soul and decided to free them from their toil. I made a database program in about a week that would automatically import that data, format it, compare it, and then spit out a 1-2 page report of all the inconsistencies in all of, oh, about 5 minutes. 5 minutes from when we received the financial data. It normally took this person about a week to do it.

This is my face when the company saved that persons job but laid me off. Rage of a thousand suns.

I bet that fucker is still using my program but pretending to check manually.

lucid dreaman, /jp/.

How many of you have successfully managed to bring a Touhou into a lucid dream? I know there has been a lot of talk about it, but so far I've been unsuccessful at willfully summoning them.

The most recent one I tried, I did the light switch and mirror thing, knew I was lucid dreaming, but it immediately collapsed into a dream where I murdered a room full of people. The closest I've gotten in lucid was being able to fly around in the sky like an STG.

Oddly enough, though, in non-lucid dreams I've already seen and interacted with:
Patchouli
Sakuya
Suika
Remilia
Flandre
Satori
Nue (I think, it was really hazy and strange)
Kogasa
Yukari
Yuuka
(and Miku and Lucchini for good measure, but I digress)

I had no control over these dreams, though, and they occurred more frequently when I *didn't* think consciously about them before sleeping.

So what the hell is the point of lucid dreaming if it's so hard to control?

>mfw