/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stay hydrated

>>35643431
>excepelse
What the fuck was I smoking holy shit
Exception* I meant

>>33904187
Oh if they read half the stuff I've posted about on jaypee I'd be on every single list they've got. I'd be on SLIMED.com within minutes

"anon warm. wanna get close. I like anon"

>>33526484
Touching her core is touching her heart
You'd be declaring marriage on the spot and her resulting orgasm would be ear piercingly loud and fierce, she would immediately ahegao, then of course your nuts get emptied whether you want it or not

>>33269199
Slimewife absorbs a balanced diet of fruits veggies meat cheese and carbs for you so she can convert them to slime and sustain you from her tits alone

>>33142864
>>33142892
They're not stupid. This part of the kobold entry applies to slimes too and I think it sums it up well
>"It is not that they have low intelligence, but their thinking is mostly simple and instinctive. So when they want affection from their master, they will be upfront with their feelings and just snuggle up against him with their entire body, so it is easy to understand what they are thinking from their actions."

Is it slime time yet?

Not gonna lie, I watched a certain gremlin's slime asmr vid and the part where she stuck the "ears" in the slime and started talking about absorbing me really turned me on.