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>>24552792
>>24552792
>Be bandit
>See some dumb outlander nerd from the mages guild collecting mushrooms
>Losing his mind as he goes over his notes wondering if that cheshire who gave him this task lied about where to find the fungus
>Quickly jump out of the nearby bushes
>"This is the end of you, s'wit"
>Suddenly a dragon drops from the sky like that one wizard with those scrolls of icarian flight
>But unlike him she didn't break every bone in her body
>Turns the area into a crater big enough to make a silt strider ground level
>Stunned for a few seconds as my ears unpop and find stable ground
>Dragon standing there menacingly thinking I'm afraid of her
>Luckily my intelligence is only 30 so I don't give a shit
>Hit her once dealing damage in the decimal points
>She hits me once sending me to the mainland
>Tfw I can't call everyone outlander anymore
>Tfw I'm the outlander