/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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> Succubus strolls into Demon Realm item shop, looking pleased with herself
> "Ooooo, so much stuff to buy! I'll take a new CHA+2 bikini, some fairy powder, an enchanted whip..."
> Tanuki storekeeper rolls her eyes
> "Ffs, you're in here every week like this. Give it up. You're unemployed. Un-em-ployed. As in, no gold! And you know I'm not giving you a tab, not after last t-"
> Fat pouch of coins lands on the counter
> "N-nani?"
> Succubus wears shit-eating grin
> "It just so happens I was summoned by a real-life wizard yesterday. In the literal and figurative sense. Just got back from selling the video AND two jars of virgin semen at the exchange. Pay-daaaaay!"
> Tanuki bites one of the coins experimentally
> "Wizards, huh? I expect the other humans are chewing him out right now."
> Succubus shakes her head, points out the shop window
> Anon's stood outside, demon silver collar around his neck, holding 3 full shopping bags of her lingere and looking rather the worse for wear
> "You think I'm gonna just leave my golden goose behind? Nah, girl, I'm gonna him a porn~star! Already got "Poor Little Wizard" 1-4 planned out!"
> "Incidentally, how much for those shotafication cookies?"