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>>17680079

>>17476461
>Doesn't use cropped doujin images
>Is a yaofag
>Isn't a shitposter
Your shitposting game is so weak, the only shitposts you can find are those you pull out of your waifu's used ass!
Shitposts already used to death, that is!

>>16963781
They're too much of a pure-hearted prankster for me to see them in an intimidating way. At least, no more intimidating than any other girl with the intent to rape you.

>>16377497
>Getting this buttblasted
>Over a fucking cat

>>15963114
On that note, can you imagine how pants-shittingly terrifying some girls would be if they weren't thinkingabout sex all the time? Hell, even cheshires could be scary:
>Shape-shifters
>Invisibility
>Teleportation
>Spacail alteration
>Naturally mischievous
Just imagine the shit she could pull if she really tried to spook you.

>>15488826
Druella being olev with a bunch of other plot thrown in featuring things that'd make a succubus blush like awkward handholding and drinking from the same glass

Gonna be using a bunch of characters I wrote in http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp because it'd be extremely fitting

>>15399353
>Cheshire teleports into friend's room one night
>Intends to surprise him
>Is met by moaning
>He's at his desk, masturbating
>In his hand is a picture
>It's the two of them at the beach
>She starts to fidget, tail swishing
>Tail knocks something off the nightstand
>Thunk causes him to turn around
>Both their faces glow bright red
>Poor guy tris to hide his shame
>'Are you... having fun there?'
>'I-I'm sorry! It's not what it looks like! It's just... I've had these feelings about you and I didn't know how to tell you, and I got so excited thinking about you, I-'
>Gets cut off by Cheshire kissing him
>'You dummy. All you had to do was say something, nyahaha.~'
>'R-Really?'
>'You think you're the only one with those feelings? Honsetly, that's one of my favorite pictures to use, too.'
>'Wait. You mean you-'
>'Don't act that surprised now.'
>She pushes him back into his chair
>'But since we've gotten that out in the open, why not why don't we cut out the middle man and do it for real, nya?~'
And that's how Anon married a cheshire.

>>14440495
Do you really want to find out, anon?