/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When does Fake News actually come out? I gotta know the context behind this.

>>11232617
When I was working freelance, I cared quite a bit about my gear. Down to pens and notebooks. It's what you do for a living, and you need to know and trust your tools.

>>11204403
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>>11054931
Probably, maybe. I'd guess she'd run in leaps and bounds, as close to flight as running can get.

>>9969625
So his first name is The? That's even more ridiculous.

Is the Bunbunmaru newspaper sensationalist media?

I only just skimmed the thread just for the pictures and tried to avoid the text, but half of what I saw was people being mean to Aya.

What gives?

>>9399634
Yes. HELL yes.

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."