/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Random wan walking up a mountain
>"What are you doing in my territory human?! Get out of my sight, you lowest piece of trash!"
>Get out of her sight
>"N-no wait! Not like that! You are supposed to talk back to me! Or challenge me to a fight or steal my gold or something!"
>Flying above anon while shouting
>"Oooh I just got all this gold! If someone went to my cave right now.I wouldnt be able to stop the thief!"
>A sword falls in front of you "Dragon Buster: It can easily defeat any dragon."
>She fast so desperately fast she crash against many red fruits tainting her robes
>Hellhound appears
>"Oh, what a beautiful cute weak thing! I want to protect and dote on you forever!"
>Guy: Sure!
>"Why are all men like this?! You are a fucking bunch of droids! I look down on you all!"
>*Just as she finished shouting that, she sees you nearby, with chocolates and flowers you were going to give to her. But all you see is an imposing dragon, with a sword, tainted with what looks to be blood having juat shouted how she despise all men. You drop the flowers and chocolates and run away*
>"E-except for you cutie! All men except you! Wait! Please! Dont leave!"