/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12071364
what's the best Kancolle meme anyway?

KANYE

>>10641276

You really want another shot at this, faggot? Some history for you: last time someone started a flamewar with me his ISP itself fucking banned him from the world for being such a catastrophic retard

>>10641122

Where do people like this even come from? What part of giving /jp/ actual dating advice seemed appropriate to you? Like when you woke up this morning, there was some neural pathway that destined you to come here and post this. Where the fuck did that come from?

Like you saw this thread, and unlike the rest of us who skimmed past it and maybe reported it, you decided to descend from the heavens of /r9k and blow forth the sagacious airs of normalfaggotry thus: hey /jp/! Just shave your "neckbeard" (us nerds!!!) and wear douchebag shirts when you're around your myriad female friends! You'll appear more "CONFIDENT" ;)!!! Women love this!

I mean what the FUCK. Where do these people even COME FROM? Is there some fucking fortress out there hoarding all these stupid plebs for use every time a thread like this appears? Sorry, am I overreacting? I just really don't understand. Please enlighten me.

/jp/ sometimes i dont even know why i botter. for 27 days and 27 nites i have being posting on mageboards. i cant sleep becuase of all the idoits who thinking they know better. but they are wromg! everything they known is wrong and i cannot help them all, if they would even listen! but only 7.5% of peeple listen when i tell it to them. so what am i to doing? do i keeping posting or do i stopped and suicede? it feels like suicede. i don't know what to doing any more. i fele sick in my stomidge and very tired, but i cant sleep with the nitemares, it is all your fault. if only yuo woud listent for won second!!!! raaaah! but you are to busy with our otaku ways and anime. its always has been the aniem with u. if only u coud see it, /jp/, im going go be sick. help me nd hepl urself. thx for listening iam going to lye down.

Stop it, anon-kun! What did I say about waifus and masturbating to touhous?!

I'm going to be mad for real now!

Are you fucking serious, janny?

You are, at this very moment, basically censoring Oscar Wilde (me) in favour of Twilight (OP). That is literally what you are doing. Well done. You are truly a purveyor of cultural enrichment for /jp/. In 100 years our board will be remembered not only for its able, cerebral userbase, but of course also for the janitorial curator working from the shadows to ensure the utmost quality every step of the way. Just, well done. This is truly, truly a shit. This is not only a big one, but a grat one and you should be proud.

Holymotheroffuckinggod I have a question for you OP. Did you actually just type that up yourself? I'm going to forgo checking the archives and seeing if you've adapted some pasta of yore because frankly I am seething with so much fucking anger right now if I tried to click my mouse right now I'd probably put a fucking hole in my desk.

What part of this seems worth posting, OP? Let me ask you that. Is it the part where you post some gay fucking picture of Letty because "I just found this on Danbooru and I want to share it with my friends :)"? Is it the part where you use your 8th grade-tier creative writing skills to fluff up a miserable parody of the sort of infomercials cemented into your pitiful brain after years and years of watching shitty television instead of, you know, studying, maybe even cracking a book open?

What do you have to offer us, OP? If you were transported from your disgusting fucking basement into the chamber of the Council of /jp/ Elders and had your reasons for posting this miserable, embarrassing piece of garbage, how exactly would you plead? What is your excuse?

Two options now fucker. Two options if you don't decide to do the right thing and delete your thread now. I'm going to the kitchen and I'm either having a cup of tea or a mug of coffee. I don't know which one now. I'll depend based on which one is closest. And so help me God OP if I have to come back here jumped up on caffeine, rather than mildly soothed by the mellifluous aroma and taste of camomile, you better get ready for the fucking storm, maggot. That's right. Better hope lady luck's glancing over you right now because it's 50/50 on whether you'll ever be in a condition to even post on this website again. I will not stand for this shitposting.

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>>10561574

KIMOI

get the fuck out christine

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>>10478442

What if I'm not being ironic? Listen up assdriver: do you think of 4chan as some kind of museum? Do you think you can stroll past posts and give everyone your dickhead little comments? "The use of lighting in this piece is remarkable, but I'm rather put off by the ironic shitposting. It is still shitposting after all" <-- yeah? Who fucking asked you?

My posts are not public domain, they are irreversible, magnificent testaments to my entire being manifested in text form. You better back the FUCK OFF nerd.

>>10053797
>Maybe you should find a waifu to vent all your feels onto?

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

first you must fellate a true japanese and consume his essence report back for further instructions after

ew dude that shit was hideous go to jail

>>9588001

It is though.

And it always will be, no matter how many times you post like this. Awesome.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9517681/#9519638

Janitor in action.

>>9435654

>I don't come from /a/

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

I'm still straight. All the sexy touhous that get posted keep me so.

>>9260677
Absolutely not!

>>9115479
That's akin to beating your wife, Anon.
I'm disgusted.

Don't take your anger out on those around you or objects that bring you happiness.

I have lost all my lives on the last spellcards of Stage 6 bosses more times than I can count, but I don't get upset. I know that I need to practice harder and that I will indeed get better. Losing is to be expected, but it will give me more practice getting all the way to the end. If the other parts are easy, then you only need to topple one spellcard.

>>8746847
>Ironic shitposting is better than actual shitposting
THEY'RE THE SAME THING