/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10804907

thanks dude

yuugi is so great

Few years ago, my mum got tired of enabling my NEET life, sent me to live with my uncle in the city for job-hunting.

My uncle turned out to be an honourary /jp/sie, told me to forget the jobs if I wanted to and we spent the evenings going to pubs and playing pool. After a few drinks I was even pretty good at it.

Between turns I'd browse /jp/ on the pub's wifi, my uncle probably thought I was texting my "friends" or "checking Facebook". Amusing.

>>9013815
I like girls firm of character and straightforward.
I would much rather be with a strong, brave, and honest woman than a typical weak, cowardly, and sly one.

I'm pretty brave and honest, but I doubt my strength when compared to an Oni. But I think I can take it.
I could ask for nothing more than to drink together. Sure, it would be rough, but such is to be expected.

Actually you're probably also going to live a rather short and lonely life. First, you will now have a body that consists nearly entirely of an unholy cocktail that could very well kill Iggy Pop from a whole mile away, but you will be constantly starved since you haven't yet committed any great service to the gods, and thus don't have your personal planet made entirely from cocaine to replenish yourself. Also, you won't be making any friends and will be quite certain to eventually alienate any you may have, since you are now incapable of speaking anything but an idiosyncratic language that consists entirely of glam rock.

It's sad being a daemon prince. Thus you should do best to keep the fapping nowhere above 200.000 kilometers per second, just in case.

>>7158759
>If I was a girl but not little I would hate myself and have penis envy
Me, I'd go to the houses of unsuspecting /jp/sies and brutally rape them with my SnooSnoo powers.

>>6078457

Highly possible. Doubt it's easy to be nice when you're basically a living flying guillotine.

Pretty dangerous waifu.

I hope you know what you're doin normalfriend.

Drink!

>>4851278

She's going to have to get out a lot more and eat a lot more juicy humans if she's going to grow big and curvy anytime soon.

>>4769913

By our powers combined, I am piss drunk.

>>4510463

Would a clit the size of a black grape be considered unwomanly?

Everybody loves Kisume.

>>4450012

Artist observing how Yuugi's unusual horn (which was speculated to be decorated with nail polish in the last thread) looks quite a lot like a party popper.

>>4268030

Would be, usually. But given Yuugi's frequently portrayed as being over two metres tall, she's a special case.