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RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR THEIR CLOTHES!

>>8690450

Aaaand now I know who my next CYOA protagonist is. Thank you for the inspiration.

>>7919428

Not even in the shower is there respite; they time you and if you take too long they ambush you at the door with a fucking broom and accusations of being a filthy fucking pervert (which you are, but that just makes it sting more.)

But the worst part is how they are ALWAYS FUCKING THERE. At least the 40-year-old Mexican variety of maid goes home every now and then, but these bitches, no, noooo, you mad bro? Because you will be. Roll up to your pad at 4AM with a car full of spent brass and a dead wight and GUESS WHO'S IN THE FUCKING GARAGE when you go to get a shovel? Yeah there's a lot of blushing and stuttering and shit and I guess you autistic fucks just love that shit, but me? I was much more concerned with how the hell I was going to walk out of the garage with a shovel at 4AM and drive to the back of the property without setting off Miss Bitch's Interruptus power. (Incidentally the answer was a 'raccoon sighting.' They eat flesh, true story no bullshit.)

Seriously. Fucking maids. You want companionship, buy a fucking dog.

>>7719518
HOW COME I HADN'T SEEN THIS PERFECTION EVER BEFORE?

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