/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Option A
>You get numerous letters claiming you to be the heir to a ancient lineage of the original hero who sided with the Demon Lord
>You just think it's some sort of Danuki scam that'd end with you in indentured servitude and use them to warm your fireplace
>Suddenly one day a Lilith shows up at your door
>You lock your doors, close every blind, turn off every light and hide in your attic
>She just barges in and starts rummaging through your home
>Feel like a Jew hiding from the Gestapo
>Just as you think she's gone and move from your hiding spot she appears right in front of you
>Before you can register what's happening you're teleported to a much fancier room
>She starts explaining that father retired and left much of his wealth and land to his nearest male decedent, aka you
>All of a sudden you just became the most eligible bachelor to pretty much every lonely monster in high society and word travels fast
>Dragons, Vampires, Banshees, Ryus, Pharaohs, Apophises, etc. are lining up out your door
>Can't even lock yourself away because the Lilith who started this all keeps setting up dates and balls in hopes of getting you a wife
>In the off chance you do manage to find yourself alone you're not because a Kunoichi will be ready to "assassinate" you
>Have to practically live around your guards who try to hit on you more than the other noblewomen

There's something strange about this pharaoh.