/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's it!

ZUN, you have gone too far with this sick armpit and vore fetish of yours!

>>2756501

>it's funny, because you don't realize that you're feeding the trolls

Now, now, be nice, he's obviously new to 4chan in general. If you teach him well, he will become a productive member of society instead of an annoying newbie.

Get the fuck out of here.

>>2662665

When a human baby slides out from between its mother's thighs all pale and cold, do you think that Death considered it too young to be taken?

Do you really?

>>2614263

Depending on who you talk to, Marisa is either a crazed burglar, a pimp, Rinnosuke's bitch, or Yukari's great-granddaughter/Yukari in disguise/Yukari from the past/Yukari's daughter's sister's niece.

Reimu swings from being a lazy cracker-eating waif to a tremendously powerful warrior maiden, and then to a scheming donation-hungry whore.

Yukarin is either a terrifying flesh-eating monster, an erotic old harlot who seduces and eats virile men, or a teeny-tiny little girl who makes Ran's life hell.

Every fan has their own interpretation of the characters, and will argue to the death over their legitimacy. Some are infuriating, some are interesting. I personally don't like Malice that much, but some appear to enjoy her saccharine quality.

>>2602141

Oh my fuck, you are correct, I didn't notice because THEY ALL HAVE AHOGES.

Again, what the fuck. This is getting out of hand.

>>2579847

That's just pride fucking with you.

FUCK PRIDE.

>>2576525

I wish. It'd improve my temperament quite a bit.

>>2532854
>>2533465
>>2533095

Touhous would eat ME. I have no objections to eating them instead. At least I'd beat them to it.

Perhaps I'll start my banquet off with appetizers courtesy of Mystia - grilled Night Sparrow Yakitori and ale.
Then, Kawashiro Nitori turtle soup, served over rice, with crisp water and strong wine.
After that...ribs of Keine, lightly glazed with barbecue sauces.

Hmmm...my mouth is watering now.

>>2528813
>>2528807

It is fitting that Tyler Perry's initials are TP, because all he ever produces is shit.

>>2506645

>rampant fanboyism

Touhou is mediocre, deal w/it, nerd. Your crying and your whining for me to prove you wrong won't change that.

I was not aware that making the thread was a mantle that had been passed onto me. Very well, I will do so at once, unless you'd prefer the honors.

>>2424948
>>2424949

There are good works of fanfiction out there, but I dare not grow too accustomed to it, as not developing your own characters and plot leads to you becoming a crippled, half-cocked writer.

I am aware of the fact that writing isn't just about vomiting words and purple prose onto the screen as hard as you can, it takes a lot of proofreading, re-writing, copyediting, and annotating to get a decent finished product.

And then there are those with a natural talent. Stephen King can just write stuff off the top of his head that he thinks is awesome and scary, but that's because he's mother fucking STEPHEN KING.

>>2408348

Why don't you ask one of your Friendly Neighborhood Neco-Arcs?

There's lots of them on /jp/ these days.

>>2395436

Are you frustrated?

>>2393694

You should kill yourself.

/jp/ is easy modo when it comes to trolling, if you can't handle that you're not cut out to be a troll.

>>2346138

The artist even thought of such small details such as Aya wetting herself/vomiting with the sheer agony of it.

She is even arching her back in an ecstasy of pain. Beautiful. I could not have asked for a more realistic depiction, one that matches my imaginings perfectly.

>>2312201

They appear to grow weak in the knees very easily at the sight of a well-hung black male. I believe there was this porn video that was popular here at one time involving a Japanese girl visiting an African tribe and having sex with all of them. It was really quite vomitous.

>>2309458

Frankly....this would not surprise me.

Because Oni are a lot bigger and stronger than humans. Their bodies are incredibly dense.

Of course, don't tell Yuugi I said that. She's sensitive about weighing as much as a very small car.

>>2281563

Unblooded, exsanguinated meat is fine, but we all know that good, kind little Orin doesn't cook with human flesh! That's just a rumor spread by Mystia and Mokou.

It's just pork.