/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13535113
"It's never to late to relive your childhood dude, just open the window and I'll make you feel like a kid again! I come included with the package. If we become friends right now then you'll have the only childhood friend you'll ever need!"
>>13535096
"Do you consider it rape if you start out not wanting it and end up liking it? Because if not then I can assure you it won't be rape when we're done!"
>>13535100
"Cook? I know a great recipe for white sauce that goes great with everything! I'll show you how to make it if you open the window my lov-friend."