/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15738799
Because 2hu and /jp/ only want cute, lewd things

>>15459622
YES, that's exactly the one I was describing. I didn't know how much it meant to me until I lost it. Thank you.

>>15247414
well said

im so fucking angry right now

it happened. not proud. but it happened.

mom was moaning aobut cutting the lawn FOR SO LONG. so yesterday i thought, well ok i'll do it to shut you up. so i found the lawnmower and did a pretty good job for my first time (actually its quite easy, just like vacuuming on grass lol)

came back in home, ate some spaghetti and chilled after a hard day cutting some fucking grass

anyway, this morning she comes back from her faggy ass business trip and flips out
OMFG I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE LAWN!1!1!
and i'm like
I did cut the lawn, look outside.
just acting all calm and rational because i'm a man

and she looked outside at my work
then she's like
I MEANT THE FRONT GARDEN NOT THE BACK
Now to me this just sounded like some bullshit created to pick a fight. I mean whatever even if its true i still did SOMETHING so give me some credit maybe? but no. constant strife as always.

i bubbled with anger, threw my spaghetti against the wall and came out with it
i stared at her with my face going red and said it
I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO BE BORN OKAY AND I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE MY MOTHER. ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR RAN-SAMA TO BE MY MOMMY BUT I GOT STUCK WITH YOU. WILL YOU EVER CUDDLE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT AND LET ME BURY MY HEAD INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL TAILS?

she just stood there in silence and i cried and came back to my room where i am now
im still mad as fuck /int/ now things are really awkward though i don't know how to say sorry since i guess i overreacted a little

fucking wasted so much spaghetti man

Which 2hu most likely listens to doom metal?