/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alice's stockings!

You want lewd? I'll show you lewd!

>>10908844
Your mom is a nigger

>>10176411

>>10096285
Well, non-existent noses are boring too.

And an artist that is able to draw likeable noses, without reducing them to a small spot, is something that speaks well of his ability, IMO.


I just need a small, cute and feminine nose to kiss.

Would you commit suicide along with other /jp/ers?

You would have a higher success rate and it is less scary that doing it alone.

That feel when you're too lazy to grab a pair of boxers to cum into before you fap, so you end up shooting your seed all over your crotch, thighs and bedsheets.That feel when you're too lazy to grab a pair of boxers to cum into before you fap, so you end up shooting your seed all over your crotch, thighs and bedsheets.

>>9781672
It's nn-not abuse if it's from you, Anonymous!

>>9781674
L-let's get r-right to it!

>>9781676
G-get ready!

>ゆっくりしってね!

Has the nonsense Japanese in the sticky been noticed by /jp/ yet?

If it has I will delete this thread as soon as I hear so.

Did you know that the average amount of cheese on a pizza made on the United States has been in a steady decline since the mid-1990s?

It has reached the point that you would need to order extra cheese to receive the same amount of topping a normal pizza would have been prepared with in 1996.

Once, there was a traveler crouching in pain by the roadside. A man who was walking by sat next to the traveler before he could ask for help. The man lectured the traveler at length about having a healthy lifestyle in order to avoid sickness. Satisfied with his speech the man stood up and left. His name was the United Mankind.

Next, a very beautiful woman approached the traveler with an inquisitive look on her face. The traveler said, "Well, don't just stand there, help me." The woman replied, "Do you want me to help you?" She then discussed at length the situation with the traveler until she fully understood the problem. And then she nodded and left. Shortly after, the woman brought all the doctors, nurses, and staff of the closest hospitals with her. Her name was the Humankind Empire Abh.

She never expects anyone, but always has a guest room prepared. How hypocritical.

I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm.

Once, Alice came across a group of youths messing with her car. She said unto them, "Why the hell are you messing with my car?" The youths ran away into the night, because it was her car, not their car, and they should not have been messing with it.

Truly, Alice is love.

No, you can't be here. You're all dead.

>>8182101
Dunno.

>>7921587
Don't be like that! All that matters is that you are alive! And talking with us in this glorious blue-themed imageboard! Why would you want to be doing anything else right now?

I need a price check... on bitches.

>>7831464
Cut down the stutter and it's passable. No, really.

I don't understand why the scientific community started using the sievert instead of the rad. I knew how to use rads. Rads were easy.

Tom Delay.

But Alice is always lovely

Radiation? Some folks call it the Phantom Death. You can't see or hear it, so that's basically what it is. It builds up in your system, and you'll never feel a thing until it's too late.

How do you feel about the song "The Man with the Machine Gun?"