/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Parents volunteer hosting interdimensional exchange student
>Huge deal, even get some maids and butlers paid for by the government to help out because of the importance of the guest
>Turns out to be a chubby shortstack pharaoh
>Always hovers everywhere on her magical palanquin or takes over the couch
>Try to get to know her but she's always very standoffish
>Eventually get an assignment from social studies to interview someone who's from a different culture to get their perspective
>Now forced to ask her questions and interact
>Approach her on the couch while she's watching WWE, surrounded by a mountain of chips and sweets
>"So uh, who's winning?"
>"Me." She smiles and devours a Funion
>"I mean the match."
>"Who cares?"
>"You sure got a lot of junk food"
>"Yes I do...get your own." She pulls away the bowl before any boy hand can snatch a Sun Chip
>"Sooooo what do you like best about Earth?"
>She breaks a snowball in half and licks at the creamy center. "Sugar, ANYTHING with sugar."
>"Don't you have sugar where you come from?"
>"Well yeah, but it's used to make magic poisons. Here you can get it EVERYWHERE!"
>"What else?"
>"Salt, grease, fat." She ticks them off. "And I LOVE these things." She mumbles as she unwraps a Snickers.
>If this is how outsiders really see us, I mean ouch.
>"But uh, all in all, you seem pretty happy. Do you think you could live here, start a family and all that?"
>She looks thoughtful. "Yeah, as long as I get to keep my slaves."
>"They're servants. They get paid. You don't own them."
>"WHAT? B-but they come running when I call!"
>"Our government just wants to make you feel welcome.
>"Then. Give. Me. Slaves!" She declares and chubby snake takes a sip of soda through a straw.
>"...So other than food, what do you like to do?"
>"Gamble. And sometimes I call hot boys over the phone 1-555-MAN-SLUT."
>"I think that's enough info."
>"Aw. Are you jealous? Come here and sit next to your pharoah. I'll let you pick one thing to gobble up..."