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i am going insane.

>>43248882
What's wrong with using the winner of Umineko as an image?

>>40099011
“Is she really...?”
“It seems so, yes.”
Bern had grown a fair size as of late. Initially, they’d put it down to some new diet the maids were keeping her own, but she seemed to just keep growing.
“How’d she manage that? I haven’t seen her go out all week.”
“Perhaps you merely missed it. Or, perhaps it’s a virgin birth? Was there not a story in folklore that a cat gave birth to a kitten on the same night that Mary gave birth?”
“Don’t think there was anything about the cat being a virgin too...”
Regardless, this had put Ikuko’s theory of Bern being into lady cats right to bed. Being pregnant tended to do that. Not all the time, but most of the time, and especially in the case of a cat.
“You know, she still seems quite attached to you Tohya.”
Indeed, she still remained quite close to him at all times, and continued to demand shows of affection and pampering. It was cute, but he couldn’t help but wonder what happened to the cat that caused her view on him to change entirely.
“You know, there’s every chance...”
“Don’t even say it. I know what you’re going to say, and I’m not entertaining it.”
Ikuko gasped in faux outrage. “You don’t even know what I was going to say! I might have said that perhaps there’s another cat in the mansion we haven’t spotted yet, or she went into the garden and-”
“You were going to say that somehow magic has made her pregnant.”
“As if I could be so predictable... But yes, I was going to say that.”
“Not everything has to be magic. And how can magic even get you pregnant?”
“Well, magic could allow her to have a human form, and that human form could get pregnant much the same as a regular human would.”
“...Don’t you tell me you wrote some story about Bern getting pregnant because of this.”
She jumped a little in shock at his prediction, evidently correct. “...N-No...”
A hand came to her face out of sheer exasperation. “And don’t you dare tell me you were inspired by her being all friendly with me recently.”
She couldn’t bear to look in his direction now. “...Definitely not...”
...It was exhausting having to deal with this woman’s antics.

>>34773513

>>34421209
>/07/th Expansion Thread

>>34390024
Nope, milk time.

Satoko and Rikaposters
>endless arguing over Gou and shitting up the thread over what is literally high school drama
>socially awkward, friendless
>posts that aren't autistic shitflinging are just them spamming one off images without text, or posting screencaps of Gou

Lambda and Bernposters
>interesting discussion about Bern sitting on people's faces, never any five paragraph long arguments over the power of friendship
>variety of fetishes ("I want to be turned into a candy and eaten by Lambda" or tummy touching) which keeps things interesting
>quality posters like Lambdanon, the intellectual height of this general
You know it's true.

>>33877991
Why indeed

This is my favorite piece of WTC fanart of all time.

>>33518948

>>33438459
>still believing in interviews with the dragon knight
lmao

>>33381074
Out of the way you shitty two bit hack, the real writer is here.

>Wins Umineko so hard she has to travel back in time to the one fragment that Rika/Bern wins for the sole purpose of shitting all over her and stealing the win
Why is she like this?

>>33103540
the kings of /jp/

>>32608487
a pair of twins. one nail puller
2 furniture 1 stake

>>32485666
>666

>>32376892
The catbox was not supposed to be opened
that was the spirit of the main story.
opening it destroy all magic

POV: you just spilled Featherine's tea

>>18281162
Why?