/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Secret christian propaganda from Rome, this is another good example of such propaganda.

it gives me a boner

Are there any touhous on /jp/?

I mean real, true touhous. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a touhou. She called himself Remilia Scarlet. She came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about her ability and Gensokyo.

She placed her hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to her. She grabbed me by my neck and sunk her beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.