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Royal paizuri with the Pharaoh as part of a morning ritual to greet the sun! Seeing Her Glorious leylines glow red with love for you!

Something something I want a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh Onee san to dom me gently. The Pharaoh using her Godly voice to make me do lewd things wouldn't hurt either. Like covering them all in a mixture of body oil and my semen.

Pharaoh is love. Divine love!

I am now imagining a Pharaoh reading the Old Testament, getting to Exodus, and flying into an absolute fury, sending swarms of magic locusts and frogs to Israel as revenge.

>>17398987
But can they remove Jews as good as a Pharaoh?

>>17376204
She's thousands of years older and very ara ara. A goddess in her very own right! Spoiled and plump in the right areas, just the way I like it.

>>17327597
I accept my fate. I will very likely die or be mindbroken for a time, but I accept it. I simply hope they are gentle at first.
Probably not though. Conquering a planet after finding your husbando in "danger" has to make a woman pretty horny. Especially the dragon. God help me, I'll never escape that reverse-piledriver.

I want to worship her fertile crescent on all fours while she pulls my head closer and ruffles my hair. I'll call her Isis and Horus incarnate and surrender myself to her godlike voice. Her will would be mine, and everything would be better for it. She can take me however. She wants, be it in lotus, Amazon, or any other lewd position. Then we can fall asleep cuddled in her sarcophagus.

Welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, MGE Edition! Where the points don't matter. The game is "If you Know What I Mean"
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OEFLpVgTTo For an Example.
The Scene is the local diner, and the object of adoration is this Pharaoh!
Begin the euphemisms!

>>17222660
I will succeed in bringing her ka back to life using the Oaths of Horus and Re and a kiss on the lips. I will not be prepared for what happens next, but I will try and hold on while she rides me like a chariot.

>>17110882
They aren't a slave, but rather a master of life. They can always come back from death, full of energy. I wanna cuddle with Pharaoh Onee-chan in our private oasis dimension, hidden inside of her sarcophagus. I can even help her apply her make up every day, and help her with her magic ceremonies. I'll be the most useful husband/slave ever! I can even help her relieve her stress after a long day with an oil massage! Then we can bathe in coconut milk, and I can wash her hair.

I want to wake up in the morning to my Pharaoh waifu giving me morning paizuri. I'll praise the sun by releasing my seed in between her breasts. Or right on her eye of Horus tattoo. Then we can spend the rest of the day conducting magical rituals to revitalize her kingdoms fertility. And talk to the local farmers. How exciting! I want to help her create a flourishing kingdom.

>>16963698
You do that, I'll be busy applying oil to the Pharaoh. The mistress' glowing brown skin must never be burned by the sun! Not like it can be, considering she's a minor sun god.

>>16949223
The Pharoah?

I wonder what would be the best way of helping out a Pharoah deal with a stressful day ordering subordinates and dealing with the ever present threat of Apophis bites? I want to help her relax and relieve her stress. Maybe a series of human tall tales to relax the mind. Something like Pecos Bill or Johnny Appleseed.

I want my Pharoah waifu to use her God Voice to make me do really embarrassing things. And to make me compliant when ahe wants satisfaction right this instant, so I can only mumble a few protests before submitting to her godlike will. That and using me as a dickthrone.

>>16889629
>>16889629
Itty Bitty Boat

>Tfw no Pharoah to use my face and or dick as a throne while commanding the construction of her new pyramid, only for her to lose her temper and grip down on you until you scream in ecstasy. All because her Anubis advisor told her one thing. You must construct additional obelisks. Then when you beg for mercy she uses her God Voice to command you to shut up.

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxEq-RtEx4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtUyn9M9mE
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtJZAn7by4

I want a Pharaoh, Baphomet, Lilim, and , Dragon Onee san to play the fox hunting game with me. I will be the fox of course. They'll release me into the woods with a thirty minute headstart, and tnen set out to capture me. First one to do so gets an hour long reverse rape session. Runners up get thirty minutes.

>>16762631
I enjoy them. Their so great.

I want Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh Onee sans to tenderly dom me all at once until I become a semi broken wreck. Then cuddles.

I dedicate this post towards my waifu Pharaoh. For today is the 4 year anniversary of her profile release.

I want a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharoah Onee san to dom me. All at once. For at least a day, but no less than four hours.Jesus Christ I need love.