/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you know what we need? a song and a pic to go with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ

>>14255768
Pharaoh with her cobra as a rapier.
I missed this opportunity the last time, and I shall not be denied.

>>14253209
Pharaoh with her cobra as a rapier.

>>14130401
All Hound really contributed was brown girl discussion.
Which when compared to drawfags isn't much.
Speaking of, You know what the best part about brown girls is?

Would you a Pharaoh who was a White Supremacist?

I mean, uncomfortably white supremacist?

She'd ask you to stay in her office and show her how wonderful and gorgeous white skinned boys were, and even post sex would lightly touch your skin, marveling at it, calling it the best ivory in the desert?

>>13956624
Hey Goldmember~

>>13905640
They look pretty big to me. Oh well. How are you Apophis/PossiblySetpawcleaner bro?

In which Egypt and Arabia are two different things.

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>>13760884
>You will never date a Pharaoh girl who dresses up in boy's clothes to go out and have fun with you
>As her disguise to escape the pressures of high society, even if only for a moment

>>13426661
Speaking of exes,
Would you fight off your childhood friend Pharaoh's seven evil suitors for the chance of marrying her?

>You will never have a Ghoul waifu that loves to hunt you playfully in the middle of the night like what she saw in her action zombie movies
>Or alternatively, a Pharaoh waifu who does the same thing
>Claiming she likes to have fun the way the lower class Undead do

>>13247924
I can't put my finger on why she doki dokis my kokoro, but I want to protect her smile.

>>13206250
Like sand, I would assume.

You guys have no idea how inessential this argument looks for someone who hasn't been following it.
Can we drop defending our non-existent virtual faces and switch to something else?

Let's better talk about WARAWA.

In which the Queen of the Desert makes for a good Wild West partner.

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So here's the deal:
>You get your most desired MG as your waifu
BUT
>You must first star in a two-hour movie with her mostly centered around shipping the two of you together, in which you rescue her from Mr. Steelyagirl

How do you fare?

>>13027205
>Has little understanding of life outside home
>Her morning routine consists of drinking tea made from cactus rosehips and lavender
>She likes playing undead jokes like removing her head and putting it on the bust pillar in the foyer

Bonus:
>People think she's a human and call me a normalfaggot when they see me with her
>Sometimes dresses up as a boy to keep her identity hidden, so people call me a faggot when they see me with her

Still a qt

>>12940965
Uh, how about how we can bolster Pharaoh's reputation as someone who is NOT nearly as despotic as, say, Emperor Mateus?

Also, Pharaoh transmogrifying her cobra into an armblade. Yah or nah?

>>12811692

>However, your reminiscing is cut short as you hear the Ushi-Oni coming again
>You quickly get up from the bench, thinking to do something
>But unsure as to what that something is
>However, Rei takes her cobra to her face and whispers to it,
>”Slithers, please assist me.”
>Her cobra immediately makes a beeline for the Ushi-Oni before circling around her, forming a ring with its own body, like an Ouroboros circle
>Rei puts her hands to the ground, whispering an incantation that seems to make a golden runic circle appear within the ring the cobra made
>Ensnaring the Ushi-Oni within it
>She thinks to approach the two of you, but she is impeded by what seems to be an invisible wall, brought on by the rune circle in the concrete where she stands
>”Come, Anon. We have to escape,” Rei tells you
>But the Ushi-Oni easily smashes the concrete with her bare hand, cracking it, and thereby ruining the circle binding her
>The demon leaps up in the air to try and pounce on Rei, but you knock the girl out of the way before she can
>You’re in a bit of pain from some good few hundreds of pounds of weight tackling you down, and can do nothing while the Ushi-Oni picks you up and holds you dangling you by the arm
>”Outta the way, kid,” she says, tossing you aside as she advances on Rei
>”Now look, Princess,” the Ushi-Oni begins, “I see you’re havin’ a good time with this kid and all, and that’s wonderful, but you know Barbadus asked me to bring you home.”
>Barbadus...Even her dad’s name sounded horrifying
>”And he ain’t somebody I‘d like to get an earful from. Believe me, with him, I get more than an earful.”
>The demon chuckles as she takes another step towards Rei
>”‘Specially not after he found out you snuck out past your curfew. I ain’t got a beef with you, kid, but let’s say we get you home, and we don’t got a problem?”

>>12795375

>You take Rei to a movie theater on the plaza, not far from the restaurant you visited
>Apparently she wants to see that new action movie that was put out recently
>”Charlotte’s Devils,” it’s called
>One of the SerpenTeens girls has a starring role, you heard
>Along with an Ushi-Oni and some Hellhound of all people—girls like the are difficult to work with
>To you, it sounded rather promising
>Rei seems excited at first, but her expression quickly changes as she looks over your shoulder
>A gasp escapes her lips and turns around she very subtlely points behind you
>”Oh no. Anon...that woman there, she is surely searching for me.”
>She told you not to look, but you can’t help but take a glance anyway
>Sure enough, there’s an Ushi-Oni in black wearing sunglasses, talking with one of the people at the ticket counter
>She must be asking him something, because the man at the counter just shakes his head to her
>You know she has to be one of Rei’s dad’s people
>You thought for certain a man of his disposition didn’t play around with issues concerning his daughter
>But you never expected some hitman-looking somebody to come looking for you
>Rei tips her hat down to hide herself and grabs your hand, leading you out of the theater
>”We must leave. Come.”
>You don’t need her to tell you twice
>You follow her out of the theater
>But not before the Ushi-Oni turns around, catching sight of the two of you trying to discretely escape her
>You see her ears perk up, and a terrible smirk creep onto her lips just before turning your head forward and running with Rei

>>12790191
>hot cocoa at Pharaoh's
>While riding in a sleigh together, being pulled by her Centaur nanny in the backyard
>Serenading her with Harry Connick Jr songs

Ah, just hear those sleight bells jingling that ring-ting-tingling tune.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you~.

>>12409357
A business woman Pharaoh.
Or a Kejourou courtesan girl.

>>12377044
See, this anon knows how to make friends.