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>>21210333
Let's find out

>>12672571
Talking about who is lesbian or not is funny like shitposting about who is virgin so take it easy. In the end you know no one is a lesbo.

tfw no gf

/jp/, how do I get a qt jp bf?

Man, I tell you what Hank bout dat ol meaning of life man. Its like this, man. Like butterfly flappin its wings deep down in the forest, man gonna cause a tree falls like 5,000 miles away, man ain’t nobody see it nobody dun even know it even happen. You know baby born into this world you know ain’t got no goddang friends ain’t got nothin but they come in find out all about dat ol evil, man. Man, see like, you don’t even know, man when you gon its like you’re born into this world, man. And you got its like this, man, dust in the wind, man. Or like dang ol Candle in the Wind man you gon get it don’t matter man its like all oldies all the time. You know what I think man? Its like dang ol “I think therefore you are” man

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>tfw newfags not knowing about spaghetti

>tfw a trap's cock is larger than yours

>that feel when another saturday spent on /jp/

>tfw no gf, unemployed, living at home & browsing /jp/

tfw you wake up with an ahoge

lol no

That feel when you want people to make certain types of on-topic threads, but you're scared of making them yourself because of performance anxiety, so instead you make a shitpost meta thread with an irritating catchphrase.

>That feel when you want to take a shit after the shower ;_;
Such is the life of NEET on /jp/.
GREENTEXTAN AND SHITPOSTAN GENERAL

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wat ar you taknign bout nigger bread i swear i
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barack obama

ur mom

>that feel when you have over 13 GB of /jp/ threads saved and you don't know what to do with them

I browsed /jp/ before it was cool.

/jp/ is gay

>>8181838
dem legs

I'm not sure. He occasionally pops up in my mind. We used to be on roughly equal terms.

Sometimes I would get the better of him, either in sports match, fights, games, grades or verbal exchange, and vice versa.

As we got older my victories diminished while he continually got the better hand. It became one sided. He was in an entirely different league while I spiraled downward. I was no longer his rival, in fact I wasn't even in his memory. I gradually became withdrawn and isolated.

He got the girls, the friends and he became one of the star of varsity while I became addicted to video games to forget my pitiful existence.

That feel when you see a good post on 4chan and you want to smile at it but there is no smile button to click on on 4chan.

>That feel when you reset your modem every time you want to shitpost because you are paranoid of the mod

That feel when you find out that the real Sion is a lonely, gay,nerd, butthurt virgin, disliked by everyone, and that the fake one is a lovable person.