/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10505415
She's a witch. Witches should be dark, right?

>>9606974
What if Patchy likes you, though? Surely she could argue on your behalf.

>>8408631
He's an obnoxious, overpowered shit, but there have been worse.

Patch-fu

Patchouli got me into tuhu.

I was that loser kid in gym class. No one ever gave me a chance. I'd never got the ball passed to me. And when it did come my way, I'd usually fuck up due to lack of confidence. I used to get picked on by a few kids, one time they put my regular clothes in the shower and I had to wear my gym clothes the rest of the day.

But one time, playing basketball, the ball came my way, I caught it and one-armed circus shot it over my from the right corner as my momentum carried me over the line. It was a perfect shot, right through the hoop without hitting the rim. Everyone was silent, staring in disbelief.

I didn't really give a fuck. I just wanted gym to be over that day. But perhaps if I had been given more of a chance, I would have been able to realize my potential as an athlete.

>>7256228
That post is so surreal. Or am I missing a reference?