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"Sure, I'd like to be friends." Goro answered.

The suddenness of his surprised caught me a little off guard, my tail swishing slightly, which it seems Goro noticed.

"Everyone's plotting, conniving, lecturing, and it's just gotten bothersome you know? I think those of us on the Yakumo side should all just come together and enjoy each other's company before our ingenious leader sends us into the fray." He added.

Was he... suggesting what I think he was? I've been so busy I haven't had time to think about those things. I'd heard they laid in bed with the pink sage, but I assumed that had just been a ruse although maybe it had been genuine? To suggest something like that so candidly, were these two also perverts?

It had been awhile I suppose.

"Honestly I've admired you for quite a bit Yachie-Sama, since I was young in fact. You have impeccable business acumen and I'm sure Takane-Kun, you, and I could have many fruitful partnerships after this."

Was he suggesting a threesome with two other women while his partner sitting right on his lap? What kind of audacity...

"Everyone except Biten, leave." I commanded.

Without protest, my guards and other staff funneled out of the room and the door was closed behind them.

"Goro-kun, let's say, theoretically, I agree to this. How would you treat me?" I say, crossing my legs and my arms.

"The same as all my dealings, I'd put your best interests first." he said with a grin.

A generous lover, that was my type. Well no need to hesitate then.

"Er, Miss Yachie-" Son Biten began, before I raised a hand to stop her.

"I cleared my schedule for this meeting and nobody should disturb us so..." I began, tugging at the top-knot of my shirt until it was loose and draped open, exposing my chest.

".... The both of you can come service me all you want."

"What are you doing you perverted woman!" Seija leaped up and yelled, her face crimson.

I blinked and looked at Goro, who was almost just as red.

"I t-think there was a bit of misunderstanding. That's okay! We really weren't after such a service however." Goro struggled to say.

"Ah, no, this is a uh, A Kiketsu Family tradition! Yeah, you've got to kiss the belly of the matriarch for good fortune you see!" Son Biten bluffed, bending over to smooch my stomach to cement the fib.

I sighed and re-tied the top-knot of my shirt. "Well then, will there be anything else?"

"We need the Hell Goddesses address, have to pay her a visit as well." Goro said quickly.

From my pocket I pulled a notepad, scribbled some directions on it, and held it out. Gingerly, Goro approached me and took the notepad. Almost making to leave, but he stopped, reached into his robe, pulled out a card, and handed it to me.

"It's a massage parlor in the village, not illicit, just, if you're feeling under the weather they accept all kind of customers." He whispered.

I nodded and took the card before Seija yanked on the man's arm, making for the door.

"If you two change your minds, feel free to come back. The Kikestu family will welcome you warmly." I called out to them.

Seija glared at me and shut the door behind her with some vigor.

"Wow Miss Yachie I'm impressed!" Son Biten began. "Despite such an embarrassing misunderstanding, your composure didn't break at all!"

With two quick flicks of my tail I slammed the stupid monkeys face into the ground.

This was another grind to finish. I hope it came out well.