/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Get set up on a blind date
>Set to meet at a restaurant around noon
>While seated at your table, in busts your date and her manager
>She's a huge, red oni in a wrestling leotard with an ornate facemask. There's a small camera crew along with a danuki working the mic and glowing up to the camera
>The shirts on the camera crew read 'Mamono Brawlzine.com'
>The danuki sells up her woman, the stoic Red Masque III, as a ravenous and silent murder machine with an appetite for food, men, and violence
>It's awkward. Cameras in your face, the danuki's nonstop chatter, the Oni on her fifth plate of food. Feels like a prank.
>There's a brief moment of distraction where the danuki manager slips to the side and covertly whispers in your ear
>"I am SO sorry, they caught us still in our outfits and we're under contract not to break character when on camera. She didn't want you to think you'd been stood up. She's embarrassed but thinks you're cute and wants to make it up to you. Just lock eyes with her and blink three times if you're into her. Oh, and fake sneeze if you're into kung Fu movies, she loves em.

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>>20198952
>Its her signature move!!! The Flying Tomato!!!