/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>19179791

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>>17119774
Well you won't fucking get there with a shitty Bollocks tier attitude like that, now will you?

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>>14991791

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>Fat-bottomed Leprechaun
>Who's also 6'1 size shifting magic
"Aren't you a little bit tall to be a Leprechaun?"
>You're 5'11
"Aren't ya a squeeze t' short to be a real man?"
>Tell her to go back to her Keebler Elf McMansion in the woods
>She takes a heavy gulp of her draft before headbutting you
>You wake up to the creaking of bed springs as a freckled fat-bottomed and heavy breasted Leprechaun rides you absolutely ragged on the bed
>Her pubes are shaven into the fucking shape of a four leafed clover 'Fer luck ya jessie'
>Wake up cold and alone in your bed, there's a gold coin resting on the pillow
>Flip it a couple of times, wishing -really- hard
>TFW Leprechaun was just in the shower and tackles you onto the bed when she notices your chubby, thinking about her child-bearing hips and heavy breasts
>You fuck like rabbits for the rest of the day

Rather than a memetic faggot response to writefags complaining, here's a little gem from our neighbor