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>>16033161
>chubby Elf
>massive squats
>THUNDER THIGHS
Gonna intercrural her while she eats.

>>15989496
Wood Elves probably just take their man, right in the forest, like a hunter chasing it's prey.

>>14965045
Time for some trick shots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

>>14562447
I want to tease the Elf Archer.

>>14079988
>Accept
>Not enslave

What part of 2017 Elf didn't you understand boy?

Remember when I said I would finish this chapter today?
I lied. Instead it's a short update again, starting at line 154. I have no excuse. Also nothing happens, so you might want to wait until tomorrow's update.

http://pastebin.com/tAPfw5ps

>>13486754
The last line should have been yelling man hunt or something.

Reminder that humanity is fucked in 2017 and Elves will be the next overlords of the world.

>>13411525
>aren't run by corruption alone
No, they're run by megalomaniacs who think they're gods. Especially if you side with yourself.

Hey, let's talk about Elves!

>>13279933
I actually prefer my Elves very milky.

Touch the Elf.

Indulge yourself.

>>13110734
>>13110753
You are now manually realizing that 2017 is the year of the Rooster.

Somewhat fitting since mankind will be overcome and enslaved by monster girls, like a pecking order if you will.


Who'd a thunk Elves would equal Rooster though?

>>12950731
That doesn't change the fact that shitpostus prime needs his title removed.

Janitors and Mods being required to disclose their names (or whatever anon was talking about) to whomever is taking moot's place will probably be both disastrous while also advantageous.

People like Shitpostus Prime would have some more...accountability when he goes out of his way to fuck anonymous over.

Reminder that if Elves ever came to our world, perhaps in a year that may or may not be 2017, they'd be on the top of the food chain and become unstoppable not too long after.

Looking at idea blurbs for Dystopia Elf World.

I guess I could summarize them in the least descriptive way possible and see how it lines up. I'll even do it in a terrible manner just for you guys because I'm an asshole.

>Child Anon
>MAGIC
>What Could Go Wrong?
>Accidents happen
>Hot human on human violence (AKA HFN)
>Escape
>Kind pretty elf lady
>Hiding from kind pretty elf lady
>Nature a shit
>Time skip
>Laid back older anon
>Nature Smature
>Magic, boredom, "Manfort" Tree Home
>HFY
>Post "Apocalypse" CAPITALISM
>Bathing
>HFY (at a Elf princess's expense)
>Bathing
>I'vemadeahugemistake
>HFY
>Very narrowly HFY
>WHATAREYOUDOINGINMYSWA--TREEFORT
>Wrecked harder than the Titanic

That's all I got. Told you I was an asshole.