/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Hey anon, what music do you like?
>Uh... Touhou trance, electro, and dubstep. Also I defend it on internet forums.

>>9850525
This is just too much

>>9407158

steve young in this bitch

>>9356166
>>9356172

>>9296219
This is my favorite Chihaya pic.

>>9290458
Oh dear.

Lunatic delusion in my ass

I talk very fast, stutter a lot, and say some words wrong or just fuck up the whole sentence.
Sometimes I talk too loud or too quietly.
My friend says it's not too bad, but I think he's just being nice.
My voice isn't anything to be proud of either. I sound like I'm underaged.

>blank anime screenshot
/jp/ chuckles
>roll quads to kill Sudo
/jp/ laughs
>homu homu
/jp/ conjures a laugh of such extraordinary proportion that the floor of their rooms open, revealing the den of the devil, who is also laughing. In his mouth, the legs of Brutus is visible, and from the mouth of the devil Brutus can be heard laughing. The sound waves generated by the 10 /jp/ posters laughing is so tremendous it breaks every windows in a 50000000 lightyear radius, making the aliens on planet Quaraztads angry, but when they visit /jp/, using their universal internet, they too understand they hillarity of said joke. They begin cackling in their unintelligable language, creating a black hole of sound in the process, which devourers their entire planet, even in the face of death they continue laughing. They black hole begins to chew up matter at a rapid rate, soon the Andromeda galaxy falls victim to its thirst. All planets in the milkyway are eaten, but the laugh still emitting from Earth is so powerful it literally pushes the black hole backwards. The devil, still bellowing with laughter comes out of his lair and helps the citizens of the world defeat the black hole using laughter. As the black hole evaporates into nothingness, all that remains in the universe is the laughter of the earthborn.

Fairly certain I saw this thread yesterday. What retard keeps making them?

And I'm quite happy with the way I'm living right now. Going outside to live my 'dreams' would be too time consuming, and I don't think I have any to begin with as I've rotted my soul to it's core.