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>>43734827
>Dragon come from egg
>Still has belly button
Truly monsters are an abomination against science and everything it stands for.

>Dragon streamer
>Her hoard is a collection of retro games
>Has a huge collection of games because of a dragon's naturally long lifespan
>Will drag you on cam to show you off at any opportunity she gets
>A large chunk of the games in her pile are games you remember playing growing up
>Time marches ever onward

hmm yes... scales

>Welcome to my TED Talk on Why Dragons are Amazing.
>First of all, every culture everywhere has invented them independently, from Europe to Asia to America. Dragons are so amazing, that if they didn't exist, people would have to invent them. And people did.
>Second of all, they cook food with fire. Humans were stupid monkey-men who couldn't figure that out, but a Dragon would cook their catch and they would share and everyone would be happy.
>Dragons can fly so they can go high and show you the world.
>Dragons have hard scales to protect you but also soft parts to hold you to.
>Dragons are so amazing I'm ending this talk right now to go make love to one.

>>38883004
>hfw she sees you reaping with your shirt off

>You open your bleary eyes to find yourself stripped down to your underwear and chained to a large stone slab at a cliffs edge
>Around you is a small fortune of gold and jewels, including the solid gold chains
>Fuck it's cold out here, you must be high in the mountains near your home
>As the fuzzy shapes come into focus alongside the sound of chanting from the masked individuals around you, lit by the gloom of sunset
>Cultists.
>sometimes powerful monsters gain a following who prop them up as gods, Usually they are composed of somewhat stable individuals, other times....
>You still shudder from the stories about the greenworm cult that popped up a few towns over
>That's when the memories came flooding back
>These madmen broke into your home, dragged you out into the streets, tied you up and stuffed a sack over your head
>They must have used with a sleep spell too, you cant remember much after that.
>So here you are. Bound, gagged, almost naked, and stuck on a rock in the mountains with a group of wackjobs shouting around you
>Their leader, by the looks of his fancy robes and more ornate mask, brings the chanting to a crescendo as he raises his hands above his head, before all the cultist prostrate themselves
>There is a flash of lightning and the crack of thunder, then you hear a very loud thud
>Craning your neck to get a better look, you find yourself staring at the new arrival
>A towering dragon with a veritable mass of scars crisscrossing across her muscles, each one earned in the fires of battle
>Her scales a brilliant emerald in the fading light
>Her wings, if unfurled, could likely encompass you two times over
>Her striking gold eyes, shining with a predatory intelligence
>She stands there in the twilight, majestic and terrible all at once
>With a look of complete exasperation on her face
>"Do I even want to know what you idiots are up to now, and why you felt the need to summon me?"
>The cult leader crawls forward until he is kneeling in front of the dragon and begins to speak
>"Oh, mighty Koristralya, your humble servants have brought you tribute and a sacrifice. All in the name of your everlasting glory! Please accept our meager offerings."
>"Sacrifice? Don't tell me you dumbasses kidnapped anon agai-"
>Koristralya cuts off as she sees you chained to the rock, you try to give her a little wave, but have to settle for shaking your chains and grunting in greeting
>Koristralya, known as Lord of the mountains, Terror of the burning fields, rumored to be a scion of Tiamat herself.
>Also known to her friends as Kori
>She sighs and brings her clawed palm to her face with an audible smack
>"Someone please ungag him, also unchain him.... and get him some clothes before he freezes to death"
>The cultists initially seem hesitant, but a sharp glare from the dragon sends them scrambling to obey
>As the gag is pulled out of your mouth, you thank Kori before apologize for the trouble
>While the cultists work to undo the chains, you watch the cult leader scramble to his feet and start whispering to Kori while gesticulating wildly, pointing at you quite often
>You can't hear what he is saying, but whatever it is seems to have an effect as Kori flushes crimson before silencing him with a firm motion.
>She approaches you and hands you a spare robe she got from one of the cultists
>Satisfied that the threat of you freezing to death is taken care of, Kori turns to address her unwanted following
>"Listen up, I appreciate the tribute of gold, but please, PLEASE stop tying Anon to a rock as a sacrifice"
>The gathered mass mumbles to themselves, and Kori turns to you. offering to fly you home
>Hearing this, the cult leader runs up in a panic
>"Your radiant eminence, please reconsider! All our research suggests he is a perfect mate! Every expert, monster and otherwise, has agreed!"
>At his words, Kori turns crimson again, but this time, no amount of words or gestures can stop him
>"All I'm saying is, not even Eros herself could make a more perfect paring. Please think about what could happen if you never take the opportunities given to you, your going to end up a zombie dragon! Any day now at this rate!"
>At the mention of zombification, Kori freezes
>The cult leader is cut off with a squawk as a massive green claw shoots out and closes around the hem of his robe
>Before you even register what is happening, Kori has crossed the distance and tossed the blabbering man over the edge
>A wyvern snatches him halfway down, before flying off
>Kori stalks back to the group, points at a random cultist and barks an order about him being in charge now, before commanding them to leave
>She turns to you and grabs you before taking off to fly you home
>She drops you at home and promises you that the cult shouldn't be a problem for you anymore before wishing you well and flying off
>About a week later, you open your bleary eyes to find yourself stripped down to your underwear and chained to a large stone slab at a cliffs edge...

>>37261106
>or what if we just move the starting areas
No fuck that, I put in work to get to the Dragonian territories from Holstaur planes. If those newbies want some scales, they gotta leg it like I did.

>Traveling through the mountains as a guard for a trade caravan
>Though things have gone south, the wood and metal that the wagons are made out of are the most valuable things there, barely even a silver worth of goods or coin
>Still, the merchants are good on their word for payment, all you have to do is get them back to where their money is and get your gold
>Though they are incredibly shady, but everyone you talked to insists they pay their debts
>Supplies have started running low, so the caravan had taken a shortcut in order to make it back before you would start having to eat grass or something
>Not that there was much of that this high in the mountains anyways
>Though after the fourth detour around rockslides or a monster camp, you get the feeling this "shortcut" is more trouble than it's worth
>You could probably squeeze out some bonus pay for this unexpected, hazardous "shortcut" after the third raid from local monster tribes you help ran off
>Plus a little more for the wyvern attack.
>As you contemplate your haggling strategies and your imminent vegan experience, you feel that familiar prickle down your spine when things are about to go wrong
>Just as the caravan came to a halt
>An unscheduled halt
>In the deepest part of monster territory
>You head on over to the leader to try and figure out what the holdup is
>Only to find him in an argument with another wyvern, though this one is much bigger than the other
>Wait... this one has wings AND hands
>A dragon, a godsdamned dragon, because of course you would also run into a dragon.
>You're not sure if you should demand double or triple pay for this
>As you approach, you hear them squabbling over tribute
>The dragon is demanding payment for crossing her lands
>The merchant is trying to explain that there is nothing to give, no coin or goods
>This goes on for a solid minute before they notice your arrival
>As the dragon turns her eyes on you, a small part of you wants to shrink away from that predatory gaze, but you hold firm, ready to fight if things turn sour
>"Forget the tribute, I want him"
>You take a second to even process the words you just heard, but the merchant jumps at the opportunity to get away without having to hand over what little wealth he still had
>That bastard just sold you out
>Briefly, you consider the option of trying to fight her off, but between the oppressive glare and the claw strong enough to crush one of the wagons three times over on your shoulder, you decide to cut your losses
>That being said, you're not just gonna let a merchant haggle you off for passage, and before he slinks away, you mention the hefty sum of gold he was supposed to pay you, as well as the significant bonus for all the trouble this shortcut has caused
>The reaction from the dragon is immediate, and her voice is enough to freeze the merchant in place
>"He has a point, he is a strong fighter who could hold off several monsters at once, and now he is owned by a very powerful benefactor"
>Owned by? maybe you should have tried to fight, though the weight of the claw makes it a difficult thing to regret
>her voice goes low as she growls out the next part
>"You wouldn't dream of cheating him out of a deal, would you?"
>You take a grim satisfaction from how white the merchant's face went, before frantically assuring that you will still be paid for your work, plus extra., before scrabbling into the driver's seat and getting the caravan moving as fast as he could
>As you watch the caravan vanish around a bend, you feel the dragon wrap her arms around you
>"Now then, treasure, lets get you back to the hoard, I know the perfect spot for you"
>About a week later, while you are resting off a bruised pelvis, you wake up to a sack of gold next to you
>Counting it out, you find quadruple the initial payment from the guard job, as well as a note from your new wife
>'Don't worry about adding this to the hoard, you earned this at the same time you caught my eye. Besides, you still owe me a daughter'
>as you tuck the gold away in the chest you were given for personal belongings, you hear dragon-sized footsteps approaching
>Now that you've had time to think on it, there were certainly worse ways that job could have ended

>>34334791
I'm gonna keep using dragonrend until a dragon manages to stop me, FEAR ME, BIG LIZARDS

Impregnate the dragon

We are at the bottom of page 10, so nobody will know I am currently stealing from this dragon's hoard

>>33917723
How does it feel that there is an entire cult of Dragons, Wurms, Wocks, and A few Ryu that spend their time IMAGINING you on Zipangunese cartoon image boards?

>>33882057
>Be knight sent to save the princess
>Enter dragon lair while they are sleeping
>Find the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, this MUST be the princess who has stories and songs written far and wide about her looks
>though she seems a bit... scaly
>Oh well, chivalry gonna chivalry
>Sling her over your shoulder and sprint off to get away before the dragon notices you are here
>Damn she is a heavy sleeper, maybe she is cursed? should probably look into that
>Get halfway back to the kingdom before she wakes up, greet her in the proper manner
>confused totally-not-dragon noises
>Get dragged back to dragon lair by the freakishly strong princess for some reason?
>Get thrown onto a bed in the middle of the hoard
>Wait... why is she taking off the very few clothes she had on in the first place?
>We really should leave, the dragon could return at any second, does she really think this is the proper time to be mounting you?
>any concerns you might have voiced are silenced when she presser her lips against yours
>Lose track of time as she rides you into the mattress until you eventually pass out
>When you wake up you suspect something might be off, though the princess seemed to have disappeared
>You hope the dragon didn't get her again
>Also that other girl won't stop trying to get your attention, you will free her when the princess gets back so you can all escape the dragon together
Being a questing knight is hard work

Submit to the reptiles, accept your place, be the huggable heater to warm their cold blood, touch the scales, they feel good

I want a dragon to "punish" me for trying to "steal from her hoard" Be in her general area by adding me to it

>>33411318
Do you want the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring? because this is how you get the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring

>>33393010
He gonna get SCALE'd