/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've been seeing way too many people asking about how to use their onaholes hands free and after trying all of them, this is what you should be doing.

LISTEN UP.

Step 1. Buy one of these, or whatever is the closest equivalent to you.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08NWVYP66

Note that the hole is angled- that makes it superior to other pillow options, and also has a big orifice for holes of various sizes. Place the pillow on your bed or floor or whatever disgusting surface you are going to pound the shit out of your rubber vagina on.

"But anon, my onahole is too small"

SHUT UP. WE JUST GOT THROUGH STEP 1.

Step 2. Use a hand towel and line the bottom of the hole like it's a cape sticking out of the hole. That will prevent your sweaty balls and lube from messing up the bottom of the pillow.

Step 3. Lube the onahole, give it a few squeezes to distribute the lube evenly, THEN put the onahole in. When the onahole is in the hole, you can adjust the towel to make the onahole fit more snugly. If you did it right, it should look like a comic book hero. Let's call her Super Pussy.

Step 4: Angle the onahole at 30-45 degree angle for optimal penetration. Most of you dumbasses have never been with a woman, and don't realize pile-driving is not common when having sex with a woman. You don't need to make the hole flush- in fact, you should have it poking out a little bit. That way you won't have to push as hard to go deep into the onahole. To adjust the angle of the hole, don't push the onahole in, but pull from behind.

Step 5. Mount the onahole, and put on whatever media gets your pee pee hard.

Step 6. Go to town.

This has been a pubic service annoucement. If you want to give this a name, let's call it the Super Onahole position. Picture will follow.