/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anyone got the RAWs on hand? I'm interesting in translating the part by Hattorii/Genocide Kitten.

Seriously, I wish to some day meet Genocide Kitten. We will get drunk together at a humble bar, and make jokes centering on the idea on what would happen if Remilia and Sakuya were to fight Count Dracula and Dio Brando. After we enjoy our drinks, we will walk around town, guitars in hand, and just jam to metal versions of Touhou and Castlevania music. We'll settle back in at his apartment and play the PC-Engine version of Splatterhouse. I'll then fall asleep on his bathroom floor in a drunken stupor. The night will end with him violently waking me up and throwing me out. Then I would be able to die a happy American ZUN.