/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're a transfer student to Winter Town, late on your first day due to jetlag induced oversleeping. As you run through the snow with toast in your mouth you bump into this chick.
What do?

>>25420386
That's fine. You can now stop discussing it.

>Livin' in Winterstown
>Coldest night of the year
>Yetis are going door to door making sure everyone is warm and comfy
>Those anons that they deign are not comfy enough, aka not married, are forcibly cuddled
>Get to my home and knock on my door
>I let them in
>Show them around my home as they all take notes obviously just drawing doodles of me getting hugged and laughing to each other
>They continuously tell me my home is not comfy enough but I manage to stop them before they tackle-cuddle me onto the floor
>Show them my bedroom
>Soft warm glow of dimmed lights
>A giant king sized bed with memory foam, multiple pillows, sheets and blankets fresh from the dryer to make it extra warm
>A tv playing romantic movies
>A gallon of hot chocolate made with half and half instead of milk or water with plenty of marshmallow bags and extra large mugs
>Multiple space heaters around my room making sure there's no room of an ounce of cold
>They stare in awe as I jump into my bed wrapping myself in multiple blankets like a green worm in a cocoon and grab a cup of hot chocolate while I turn up the movie
>Ushi-oni bully confesses her love for bully anon and wants to become the ultimate power couple of the school making tanukis, hakus and other nerds cower in fear
>He says yes
>Yetis quickly close the door behind them and claim I'm still not comfy enough and need a proper girl to cuddle with
>In fact I need multiple proper girls to cuddle
>Get cuddled to ultimate warmth

>>22855183
Wouldn't Yetis be Tibetan? Or does a certain yellow bear not like that

>It's December 4th and no one's drawn Yeti in a slutty mall santa costume yet

What is the best mongirl and why is it Yeti, /jp/?

>yfw it's freezing cold and you just want a cute soft yeti to keep you warm with her paws. ;_;
It hurts to live.

>>22114136
Cuddling and cuteness is just a front, Yetis are strong creatures that can really do some damage!

>>20357286
Yeti hugs and more Yeti hugs

>>16182890
In a blizzard only 3 monsters can save me, given the choice I'll take the girl who instantly warms my body and serves me hot cocoa over the reindeer and the snow lady

Making snow angels with yetis!

Winter fun with yetis