/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So, there I was. Oni to the left of me, oni to the right and another oni in the middle. I wondered how Yamame was doing and really hoped she'd show up soon. After stewing in my thoughts for a minute, I realised that Yuugi and Suika were talking. "So," Suika said, leaning in to talk to Yuugi. I resumed staring at the ceiling. "You reconsidered getting rid of that keystone yet? It's spoiling the view." I stopped trying to burn a hole through the ceiling and looked at Suika instead. "Did you ever figure out who put it there? Because I'm pretty sure I know-" I coughed, somewhat loudly, cutting Suika off. She looked at me curiously. Slowly, I said that I was also curious about how they were planning to get rid of it. Suika stared at me for a moment, then I saw the slightest smirk cross her face. She really was far too perceptive.

Yuugi, it seemed, was less so, and Raki didn't seem to care at all. "Oh, er, I've got some ideas. I wanted the Kurodani lot to do it, but, uh, I don't think they're going to."

"Yeah, because they looked at you like you were stupid - Because you are - and asked how exactly they were supposed to remove a rock like that without oni strength." Raki muttered, resting her chin on her hand. "And you stood there for a minute before saying that you should have thought of that, and then you left. It was very graceful."

Yuugi pouted, an expression that didn't seem to fit with how muscular she was. "You used to be nicer." She muttered to Raki.

"Well, I'm in two minds at the moment, and one of them's interrogating a spider." Raki looked fairly uninterested in the conversation. "Say, Suika." She looked over at the smallest oni. "You see any pretty boys on your way up?" Yuugi squeaked, which was even more unfitting.

Suika looked at her, then looked at Yuugi, then finally looked at me with a widening smile. "I saw a few." She said, her voice growing playful. "Tall, handsome type. Yuugi?"

"Y-Yes?" Yuugi stammered. I decided to just cross my arms and watch the whole thing play out.

"Pretty boys?"

"Pretty - Um, no! I, er, didn't see anyone like that. Really." She looked like she was searching for an escape route.

"Really?" Raki asked, the smile on her face evident in her voice. "You didn't want to just drag one away and take him for a ride there and then?"

"A - A ride!?" Yuugi was now going as red as her horn. "Wh- No! Stop talking like that!" She drew her legs in and raised her arms over her chest. "I - I don't want to do that - that sort of stuff."

"Aw, c'mon." Suika said, reaching over and slapping Yuugi on the back. "Hey, we got a pretty boy right here, y'know?" She poked Yuugi in the cheek until she was looking at me. "I bet he appreciates pretty girls. Don't you?" She asked me, thought I wasn't given time to answer as she shifted closer to Yuugi so she could throw an arm around her shoulder. "Hey, maybe we can give you a few tips on getting comfy with a man, huh?" On the opposite side, Raki stood up and wondered closer to Yuugi. At this point, alarms were beginning to sound in my head. Where the hell were Yamame and Lady Kasen? "We gotta make sure you know what you're doing." Suika said to Yuugi.

"I don't need you to - Raki, don't look at me like that!" Yuugi was now stammering things to everyone.

"What is it you want, huh?" Raki asked, sitting down on Yuugi's other side. "Because I'll bet it's something stupid, like a handsome man falling right into your lap one day. That'll never happen, you know?" I suppressed a cough. That had been almost exactly what had happened to Yamame and I. "You've gotta take some initiative!"

"B-But, we have to get to know each other first..." Yuugi mumbled. "Go on dates together..."

"Ugh, you're such a drag." Raki sighed heavily. "C'mon, girl, we'll teach you everything you need to know." She began leaning in, and on the other side, Suika did the same. "About how to get a man." She whispered. Yuugi looked about ready to jump straight off of the balcony at this point. "All - about - se-"

And that was enough, so Yuugi jumped to her feet with enough strength to throw both Suika and Raki back. "I - I don't want to hear this! You're both just - so - mean!" In fairness, she did look like she might start crying, so perhaps Yuugi had a point. The biggest oni, reduced to near tears by some simple words. She stormed from the bath and grabbed her towel, wrapping it around herself as she began to storm from the room.

"Aw, c'mon, Yuugi!" Suika called over the sound of the splashing water. Yuugi ignored her as she stomped to the door and threw it open, but then stopped in place. Suika got to her feet and wandered over. "No need to be so frightened! Just us girls, right?" She looked back at me, and I raised a hand. "Well, mostly us girls. But it's not like anything weird is happening, is it?" Yuugi was pushed back a step, and I saw a bandaged arm pushing against her chest. Lady Kasen was finally here, and I could only hope that Yamame was right behind her.

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