/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7992196
Yukkuri are not creepy, they're cute.

>>5021240
D'aww~

17. A family of Yukkureimus is living in an abandoned house. They have a lot of food stored there, and take it easy every day. One day, an old man came in and started (IIRC) vacuum cleaning. The babies were horrified by the noise. When he stopped, they all told him to get out. He ignored them and sat on the big one. He took an apple from their storage and started eating it. The small ones shout "That's our food, mister!!! Put it down easy!!! Go away easy!!!" He ignores them, throws the apple away and gets out some gum. They change their minds, and tell him "Since you ate our food, give us some of that!!!" (The big one was moaning all along, but they stopped paying attention in fromt of the food.) He finally pays attention, and tells them to stand in a line. He then takes the gum from his mouth, and stretches it over their hair. They futilely try to lick it off each other. He then lights a cigarette, and blows the smoke on them. "*cough* That stinks, mister!!! Go away easy!!!" They finally notice the big one moaning, and try to approach him, but he farts. They go into a corner to escape the smell, but they keep shouting at him. Needless to say, the big one was horrified. He then stands up and tells them they can take it easy together. He starts jumping around, chasing the small yukkuris, almost stopming them several times. When they're too exhausted to run, he leaves, saying "We're good friends now, let's take it easy again tomorrow!" Needless to say, the whole family moved out while crying the same day. Or would have done, had he not put the babies in a blender full of barbed wire while making the parents eat the mixtures. They died of shitting agony days later.

This thread is for Yukkuri stuff without guro. Guro is anything with blood or bean paste spilling.

No death, dismemberment, or eating of yukkuris.

Teasing and mild abuse is fine.

Marisa: Look up easy!

And that's it for this one.

What the hell? He/she switched from Mokou story to some... some... arrgh.