/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Su meet new Burgerkami drummer for first time
>he play very good the drums
>she get wet
>he goes to her hotel room to ask for a cup of sugar for his tea one night
>she invites him in
>they watch the first season of Paw Patrol together while smoking weed-blunt
>Su get hot when Rubble the Bulldog comes on
>Drummer can smell female arousal
>they make the sex
>very hard sex
>Moa wake up in next room and bang against wall "Be quiet, stupid Su, I am tired from all the sex I had with bassplayer" she screams
>next day, very awkward soundcheck
>Koba is angry "Why no one fuck me?"
>everyone laughs at Koba misfortune and throw banana-peel at him
>9 months later Su give birth to very talented and strange-looking hafu baby, he become big star in future
>Ayami cry because Su is mom and she is dried up downstairs from all the horseriding

Cool Autismpants

Your autistic gf comes to your date at an upscale restaurant dressed in these pants.
What do?