/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33454018
yeah rosa is such a fucking idiot. making rookie mistakes like that
but I can fix her

>>33294638
Your hourly reminder that Rosa kidnaps and rapes young boys to sate her lust.

>>33214447
Does she smell like an ojiisan too???

Reminder that Rosa is by far the neediest woman in the Ushiromiyas:

>abandons her daughter to go fuck her young bf for 3 days straight, when she promised to spend these days with Maria in the first place, meaning she prioritizes getting pounded more than actually raising her child
>hits on her NEPHEW after being with him for less than a couple of days
>literally a single mother who won't tell her daughter who her daddy is
>youngest sibling complex where she feels she needs to prove her maturity doing "grown up" things despite already being in her 30s (i.e. sex)
>abandonment issues from past relationships, completely willing to shamelessly degrade herself to keep her man

If you're a guy in your twenties all you'd have to do is give her a compliment and she'd already spread her legs for you. Shameful!

>>32658664
Reminder that Rosa is by far the neediest woman in the Ushiromiyas:

>abandons her daughter to go fuck her young bf for 3 days straight, when she promised to spend these days with Maria in the first place, meaning she prioritizes getting pounded more than actually raising her child
>hits on her NEPHEW after being with him for less than a couple of days
>literally a single mother who won't tell her daughter who her daddy is
>youngest sibling complex where she feels she needs to prove her maturity doing "grown up" things despite already being in her 30s (i.e. sex)
>abandonment issues from past relationships, completely willing to shamelessly degrade herself to keep her man

If you're a guy in your twenties all you'd have to do is give her a compliment and she'd already spread her legs for you. Shameful!

Reminder that Rosa is by far the neediest woman in the Ushiromiyas:

>abandons her daughter to go fuck her young bf for 3 days straight, when she promised to spend these days with Maria in the first place, meaning she prioritizes getting pounded more than actually raising her child
>hits on her nephew after being with him for less than 3 days
>literally a single mother who won't tell her daughter who her daddy is
>youngest sibling complex where she feels she needs to prove her maturity doing "grown up" things despite already being in her 30s (i.e. sex)
>abandonment issues from past relationships, completely willing to shamelessly degrade herself to keep her man

If you're a guy in your twenties all you'd have to do is give her a compliment and she'd already spread her legs for you. Shameful!

>>32079762
SHAFT. considering Umineko is really monologue heavy and removing and reducing the monologue and narration will cause great harm to the story. also coloured text is very important and shaft/shinbou is probably better at pulling it off. also shaft handles long dialogue scenes better than any other.

>>23220400
The four women entered the guest room one by one, followed closely by their still-apprehensive nephew. Each took their seats in the room’s expensive-looking furniture as they engaged in idle small talk. Rosa went about preparing tea for everyone, allowing the fragrant aroma to fill the room. Battler politely accepted the cup he was handed gave it a small sip, acting uncharacteristically docile. He was having a hard time engaging in the aunts’ discussion, feeling out of place as the only young guy in a room full of mature older women. All he could do was sit there awkwardly, chiming in whenever possible with one of his usual attempts at humor. He had a particularly hard time meeting saying anything to Natsuhi, with the memory of what had just transpired out in the hall still fresh in his mind.

Eva had been keeping a close eye on the whole situation and quickly caught on to Battler’s discomfort. And it wasn’t just him either. Though she tried to keep up a dignified front, it was clear from the occasional glances she was making that Natsuhi was still similarly shaken, perhaps even more so than Battler. Eva wasn’t about to pass up such a prime opportunity to tease the two of them. As everyone else was having fun exchanging stories and catching up, the eldest Ushiromiya sister did what she could to steer the conversation into a more interesting direction. Bringing up their meeting at the airport earlier that day, she prodded her nephew to tell her stories of his relationship exploits. saying how he'd promised to fill her in on the juicy details. Battler meanwhile denied ever making such a promise and insisted that he had no such stories to tell, even seeking help from Kyrie to vouch for him.

E: "Ara, how surprising. I would never expect Rudolf's own son to be so innocent~"
B: "I told you-! I'm nothing like that old bastard."
R: "There there, no need to get so flustered Battler-kun."
E: "But if that's the case, then does that mean what happened before was a brand new experience for you?"
B: "Wha- I, I don't think I get what you mean by that..."
E: "Do I have to spell it out? Was that your first time getting a feel of a lady's chest~?"

the air in the room went cold as the previous incident was once again brought to the forefront of the discussion. Battler was at a loss on how to dodge the question. If he said that it wasn't his first time that would likely just cause them to start demanding the details. On the other hand, if he were to say that it was his first time, the aunts would have a field day with him. Either way it was clear that he would be teased mercilessly. Luckily it seemed he didn’t need to answer, as his aunts began carrying on the conversation amongst themselves. There was aunt Natsuhi, who quickly raised an objection to Eva's crude question, still embarrassed about the whole occurrence. Then there was Kyrie who simply sipped her tea silently, and finally Rosa who playfully gossiped with her sister about it.

R: "There's no way. You saw how Battler-kun was with Jessica at the docks earlier. He's surely got some experience to be able to make such advances on her."
N: "Hold on a moment, what's this about Jessica!?"

then after hearing about the incident from Eva and Rosa, even the previously opposed Natsuhi would join them in confronting Battler, leaving him no option but to defend himself by pleading his innocence. Seeing the normally boisterous young man get so agitated stirred up the aunts and motivated them to press on, finding enjoyment in trying to make the young man admit to his perversions.

While Battler hastily struggled to explain himself to Natsuhi, Eva leaned back in her hair and casually asked Rosa for a refill on her tea. She then used the opportunity to whisper something into her little sister's ear. Rosa blinked in surprise but quickly gave her sis a small smile and a subtle nod before returning to her seat. They let a few minutes pass normally as Battler diffuesed the situation with Natsuhi and steered the conversation back into safe waters. Then once Battler had lowered his guard, Rosa took a bite of some cookies that had been served with the tea, making sure to leave some crumbs on her mouth. Reaching to her chest, she took hold of her cravat and lifted it up to brush away the crumbs, momentarily obscuring her vision and leaving her chest uncovered; the perfect opportunity for a safe glance. It was even more effective since Rosa's clothes normally did a good job of hiding her already less impressive curves, putting Battler less on guard against her than the others. Without meaning to, his eyes flickered down to the impressive swells in his aunt's blazer, taking note of the taught undershirt and strained buttons. it was just a quick peek, one that normally would've been innocuous enough to go unnoticed. But this whole thing had been a setup, and Eva was quick to catch onto him.

>>22971067
Being the youngest doesn't really matter among the aunts. They're all finished growing regardless of age. I'd wager the stakes are at least a tad larger than her, but nor much, especially given how all the maids they were based off of apeared to have Shannon-tier busts in some versions.

In the end it's all a matter of perspective. By normal standards, Rosa would probably be considered fairly well-endowed. But among the rest of the cast, it's hard to say whether she'd even pass the "average" mark.

>>21781148
>Hora, Battler-kun. You know how naive Maria is don't you? Please don't go having her make promises like letting you rub her breasts when she's older. How about this? You call off that promise, and I'll let you have a feel of my breasts instead. Just promise to keep it a secret okay?