/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How in the crap do i get a Lilim wife? I'm not smart or particularly handsome, i'm not a hero, i don't have powers, fuck i don't even have a real job, and Lilims are the rarest of the rare, the top crop of monsterdom, there's probably less then 50 total existing
Besides ever since word got out of my preference nobody has taken me seriously AND i've been getting a non stop flood of succubuses who knock at my door trying to trick me with white hair dye