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I'm the alpha female /jp/.

And Gensokyo girls want to fuck alpha females. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to bitches who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls to your house at 1 am to cry about how her girlfriend hasn't seen to her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip on the stairway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her spell cards, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The creepy girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays with dolls, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just went down on me and told me they'll always love me?

>>2762427

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hakurei, your senior Drill Instructor.
From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filty sewers will be 'ma'am'.
Do you maggots understand that?

If you ladies leave my shrine, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a shrine maiden of death praying for danmaku.
But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life in Gensokyo, you are not even human fucking beings. You are unorganized, grabassing pieces of amphibian shit.
Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here.
I do not look down on fairies, magicians, youkai or lunarians.
Here you are all equally worthless, and my orders are to weed out any non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps.
Do you maggots understand that?

>>2057311

so flat ;_;