/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to live in a world of elves like Jin's from the orc comic and do NOTHING AT ALL to them.

>"Oh my! I seem to have dropped these papers and I forgot to wear panties today! Anyone could just slide up in me!"
>"I see how it is, Anon. You're just making me feel safe before you pound me into a crying mess and drag me off for slave branding!"
>"Eek! A huge man! I'm going to get turned into a cumdumpster for sure!"

I'd just make grumpy comments about how obscene they were being and walk off.
How long before this backfires?