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In an effort to reduce ‘dyi love arrow’ related injuries and foster communication, the Eros Church has issued Couple’s Pillows! In addition to the standard Yes/No, several lines designed for more specialized tastes are available:

Umi-Osho
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Yes/Harder

Lizardman
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Fight/Yield

Shogg
>His: Sane/Insane
>Hers: Yes/Yes

Kiki
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Watermelon/No

Additionally, our Mara branch has designed therapy pillows:

Mara
>His: Yes/No
>Hers: Moar Dick/No

Please understand: love arrows are only meant to be used by certified professionals, but the Couple’s Pillows are usable by everyone! The Eros Church is open to your suggestions to facilitate intra-couple communication!

Any takers?