/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wasn't too sold on these things at first but I grabbed the cheapest shit I could find, it was 12 bucks. felt pretty weird like dried out gak, I don't know. It doesn't feel like skin but I wasn't expecting it to.

I was seriously unimpressed at first because I assumed lube was optional, so I was worried i'd gotten one that was too small. Just couldn't get the damn thing in there. I legitimately thought the whole Asian men have small penises thing was just a meme but that thing is fucking tiny, it stretches out a fair amount though. I look inside the pack and see this tiny pack of lube, changed the whole experience. Took me a bit to realize how you're actually supposed to use it. Not like I can read the box for instructions, it's just a bunch of oriental scratchings text-wrapped around a cartoon lady with big tiddies.

I won't go and say this feels like the real thing or something retarded like that, but it's a decent step up from just using my hand. Not from the sensation so much as the whole experience of hearing sloppy noises and shit while you're working the wiggler to black and white caricatures of Asiatic persons performing uncouth carnal acts.

I think if I stuck it inside something more rigid like an old flashlight it would work a lot better, just dremel out the hard bits and remove the metal tabs. I'll have to try out a more expensive one next time.

I know j-list is a shitty meme site that overcharges but despite all the horrible reviews I read they shipped my package fast and it came in early. I'll try out one of the others from the list though

I ordered this shit because it was 12 bucks and I had some paypal shekels lying around. I've never gotten one of these things before. Never watched the show this shit's based on so I just grabbed the one with tiddies on it.

did I fuck up?