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Scientists, working together with algebraic semiologists, have just gathered enough data to open a new line of research that could be given by the following formula:

H(i) = D(i)I(i)² / FG(i)

... telling the means to calculate and idol's quotient of Hypocrisy (H) at a given moment (or monitor it during a given period), which is directly proportional to her current coefficient of owned Duffy et al. Disney's paraphernalia (D) times her current coefficient of Idiocy-Illiteracy (I) and inversely proportional to her current coefficient of Fishy techniques' display times her current amount of published Gravure (working together as the FG a.k.a. Fake Girlfriend complex). Proposers expect being able to predict an idol's probability of becoming involved into *unknown* scandals whenever H(i) approaches 1 by any side. Peer review is highly appreciated during these early days of research. All citations should be kept anonymous.