/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you will never have a kill crazy paladin oneesan
>she will never teach you to kill since your earliest childhood
>she will never train you to infiltrate, interrogate, sabotage and destroy monster groups
>you will never drink at the table of your paladin bros with her by your side, tenderly holding your hand and praising you for another job well done
>you will never weave a path of carnage and destruction in your wake, all while laughing hand in hand with your oneesan
>you will never become a bigger war maniac than her
>she will never receive you after a particularly bloody battle, taking off your gore caked armor, offering to wash your
>she will never comment on how much you've grown, tracing her fingers lightly across your many scars
>she will never kiss you and tell you it's time to receive your final training
>she will never take your virginity among the many trophies you've amassed in your time as a soldier
>you will never go on together to crush countless incursions into human lands with your paladin oneesan turned wife
>you will never be hailed as heroes by humans
>and reviled and feared by monsters from all lands as the King and Queen of Massacre

It hurts.