/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43406632
every definition is sacred

>>38336117
Why do I want to be an imprisoned sex slave so bad, anons?
You'd think if a person was going to fantasise about getting effortless sex they'd just imagine having a magnetic appeal that can get any girl to do anything just by flashing a smile. Yet I imagine that and "meh". Whereas if I imagine the scenario pictured here: diamonds.

>>38019783
You can read them on the wiki already.
I'd buy the English ones if I saw them in a bookshop even though I've already read them via piracy, I've had enough MGE faps that KC deserves some of my money

>>37857679
The skull and the key that you mention both do the whole "Makes woman recognise childhood friend as her lover" thing. The candlestick, kraken lamp, and map are all "Lv 0 mage does cantrip" tier items producing effects that would be beneath notice in most narratives.
The bed, I'll grant you, is mildly novel, but 1/40 items being interesting ain't great.
A quarter of them are literally just street food you can buy in the Dragon Kingdom, ffs

Half wrote this last thread, but then I went to sleep. Not to dream of my autism waifu, sadly. Answering anon's questions about the little details of one's waifu:

>What's her personality?
A late-blooming Dark Priest, she spends much of her time thinking up half-chunni half-horrifying plans how to "beat" her Mean Girls bullies from the slut-nun convent / highschool at spreading the Fallen God's message. Imperious, likes to give orders.

> What does she look like?
A goth Dark Priest. Although as an itinerant preacher she is usually seen in a pitch black traveller's cloak rather than the full vestal getup

> How/where did you and her meet?
Cliche rookie adventurer meets rookie villainess story. She pretended to be an Order nun, "Oh Mr. Adventurer please travel with me to the next town I hear there are evil monster sluts in these hills", sneaks into my tent at night because she's scared, then BAM next minute I have a Fallen God pentagram on my scrotum and am being ordered around under a compulsion hex

> Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither?
She's essentially a confidence trickster; we travel the roads, corrupting a traveller's inn here, an isolated hamlet there, pretending to be whatever role we think will work best. She likes to hog the spotlight, so I'm often "Oh, that's just my manservant, don't be concerned about him"

> Does she want kids? Etc.
Have one already, though it is the practice of her particular sect to toss the kid in a portal to Pandemonium the basically the moment it's born, to be raised in the slut convent. Occasionally sends us crayon pictures in our dreams about "Mummy & Daddy at work <3" accompanied with crude diagrams of black mass orgies

>Give me all the little details. The stupider and more you think no one wants to hear them, the better.
An outside observer might think it's an odd kind of sex life, where the husband is used as an instrument of degradation and pleasure-torture on other monster girls as one's wife jerks you off into their faces to jizz-baptize them unwillingly into a Fallen God cult. But for every night spent corrupting an inn full of travellers there's three nights camping out in the open, making gentle handholding sex (well, OK, leglock tsundere level drain sex) with just the two of us under the starlight (and the glowing red pentagrams on the floor). Just like any other couple really. Except I sometimes have to draw an inverted crucifix in the bukkake on a sobbing elf's face before tag-team raping her to a religious experience.

>>35166605
Instructions understood, married a nun.

>>29009168
Yes they are.

Which anon has the most fap bait waifu?

It's time to get it out your system. Confess.

Any confessions before the thread dies?

>>22653390
dork priest

>>22244712
Indeed. A common ritual for dark priest members of the church is sanctify their partners with pure Ara essence! Especially the penis. She may even get the pslime to Sanctify you as well once shes done.
Just make sure to return the favor by giving them your own special fluids.

>>22217160
Based.

Go to church.

I want to dress a dark priest in a skintight latex suit, down a bottle of tentacle potion, and fuck her through the suit like that latex nun by Rindou.

>>22053752
That's how you get closer to God.

>>21971477
>>21971481
monster priests are lewd!

>>21828656
Sounds like a good idea.

>>20860839
Sounds like they need a new god.

We're close to being archived. If you've got something to confess, better do it now.

We're about to get archived. If you've got a confession to make, better do it now.

We're two threads away from getting archived. If you want to confess something, better do it now.

>>18735067
?

>>18563625
Of course! We'll "preach" right there in the town square!