/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17179785

Why wasn't I born in Japan...

You'll never pilot mechs, experience military camaraderie, fall in love and save the Earth against ruthless extraterrestials in an alternate timeline.

;_;

>you will never have a qt 3.14 two-tailed neko gf

That feel when you only go to sixth form to get EMA.

bump

>tfw no /jp/bro irl
>tfw fitting in with normals at school and pretending to enjoy their company

You never made/kept a tripcode when you first discovered 4chan, so people will never respect you as an oldfag even if you're a bad poster, like ZUN!bar.

>>9890963
You will never a Pettanko loli...

I keep laughing everytime I see my reflection at how big of a failure I have become.

>tfw no peanut butter and jelly sandwich

You faggots ruined this board. Suck my cock dude.

Absolutely nothing. It's just a matter of keeping myself occupied until the inevitable happens, my parents kicking me out. That's what /jp/ is for right?

I don't care who, i just want to get a friend

Why does Japan keep making depressing films about lonely men who get laid off?

Man i heard such a good "smoke weed every day" remix on a broadcast livestream that ill never hear again.

No.

I'm drunk in loneliness

>>9142492

>you'll never be a baby

>>8954307
>your parents had you circumcised at birth taking away any chance to ever know the full sensation of masturbation and sex.

>You will never have a sempai

>>8766216

i would say.

you know what keep doing what youre doing

cause nothing i say will change how the course of your life went

you're still gonna get the same shitty teachers who dont give a shit about you

you're still gonna have the same shitty parents, who yell at you, and pretend to care, when really they just need someone to yell at

the only way you will do well is if you do it yourself, and i know you cant do that with all the emotions and shit in your face right now.

just keep doing what you're doing, life will get a little better

im from /v/

>>8688568