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>Told by my Old Man not to swim down to that pirate wreckage
>”Naught but bones and graves down there” he says
>Call him a sea water swallowing old coot
>No offense to momma Mershark
>Leave middle of the night as that’s when most sea monsters are asleep
>Feels like swimming down in that one level of Mario Sunshine
>You know the one with the shells and pitch black water with the stalagmites
>Still the gold glitters all the same even down here
>Guess Dragonia brand gold wax is nothing to scoff at
>Suddenly gets alot brighter
>Like so bright I can make shadow puppets
>Make a bunny
>Laugh
>The Spirit Halloween pirate skeleton I brought with me laughs
>Undead Mershark behind me laughs
>The bunny laughs
>Wait
>Undead Mershark?
>Dragged into the depths all while she’s kissing and nibbling on my neck
>See my Old Man again with my new wife
>”Told ya “