/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I could totally take a jinko in a fight

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>The movie ends. The hot chocolate reserves have been depleted.
>You are thoroughly stuffed with cookies.
>You have no doubt that your wife would be happy to nibble a few more.
>You enjoy one last makeout session under the blanket before you both extract yourselves from the fuzzy cocoon.
>A flash of golden fur in the corner of your eye makes you grin. Your wife chuffs. You notice a small tail poking out from under the table cover.
>"Someone should be in bed!" your wife growls.
>Your daughter sheepishly crawls out from under the table.
>"Mooom," she whines. "He'll never look for me there. I can catch him!"
>Your wife crosses her arms. "He knows if you're out of bed, kitten. Now back upstairs!"
>"But-!"
>Her protests are cut off when you scoop her up in your arms. She squeals happily and wiggles, but you have grown well trained in smol-kot wrangling and her efforts are futile.
"Mommy's right. If you don't go to sleep, Santa will keep hiding."
>You give her a big hug and pass her to your wife. Despite her protests, you can see her eyes drooping. You wonder how much of the movie she watched with you. Probably the whole thing. And how on earth did she make it down the stairs without your WIFE hearing? Sneaky girl.
>By the time you make it to her room she's already asleep in your wife's arms. You both tuck her in and gently shut the door on the way out.
>Your wife is giving you bedroom eyes.
>"Presents. Tree. BED."
>That puts some pep in your step. You both grab armfuls of presents from the locked closet in your bedroom and make your way downstairs to begin packing the space under the tree.
>Tree now stuffed to bursting, you begin filling the stockings. Your wife watches you with a predatory look in her eyes as she nibbles the cookies your daughter left out.
>You hadn't thought eating cookies and drinking milk could be so sexy before now.
>Presents and stockings taken care of your wife scoops you up in her arms. She holds one of the little pre-made bows in a paw and presses the sticky part onto your forehead.
>"Now for my early present."

Thread, what's your general opinion on this beautiful apex predator, that definitely won't hunt you down and carry you back to her place?

>>43448486
If you are white and value your virginity DO NOT visit an ocelomeh settlement!

>>39828126
i'm a fan of #17 myself