/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Anon, behind you!
>Oh no, we were too late!

>>33314715
>army reservist
I'm going to get drone-striked in some East Asian shithole days before DotR

I like dragons
I just wanna feel valued

Dragons

>>33104146
Stop worrying and fuck the monster waifu

>>33072623
>Time to start my adventure
>Head out into Holstaur Plains
>Huh... that's a weird shadow, doesn't look like any harpy I have seen
>I am now dragon husband
Remember anon, wandering high level monsters can be found in the strangest of places, always have an escape plan

>>33018418
Have more faith in your loving waifu, she would never cause you such terrible harm.

>>32886741
Wing hugs are very underrated

>>31664344
Wrong

>>29044213
>>29044372
Idea for story: Anon starts dating creeping coin, has to deal with jealous dragon third wheel that constantly follows them on every date making her presence known, and even follows them into the bedroom and after a threesome does she start liking her new treasure aka anon. On the flip side: Anon dating dragon has to deal with jealous creeping coin that doesn't want her prime doter to forget about her and constantly pulls at her dragon's heartstrings, and trying to get anon to cheat on the dragon, which works but backfires spectacularly when the dragon sees her two favorite treasures getting along so well.

>>22763646
>Knight on quest to defeat ancient evil
>Dragon desperately wanting to be KNIGHTED
>Kidnaps ancient evil thinking that the knight will be forced to come to her then then cum inside her
>When the knight gets there he profusely thanks the dragon for defeating and saving the land
>Gets invited back to city for celebration
>Gets knighted both ways that night
>Meanwhile ancient evil is seething in her surprisingly sturdy cell
>Angrily promises to make the knight hers to get back at the bitch for leaving her
>>22763680
>Realm is corrupted by mamano mana
>Turns most women into monster girls
>Affected princess to turning her into a dragon
>King and queen were isekai'd away
>Leaves princess as new queen
>You were just a mere servant boy/childhood friend to her
>Now you are a fine sanctioned adventurer with many dungeons and quests under your belt
>Come back home to see the commotion unfolding
>Princess tries to calm everyone
>You help her suffering fetch quests to calm everyone down
>Things get way worse though as a rival dragon attacks
>Demands princess come out to face her in combat over ownership of the kingdom
>Has never fought a day in her life before
>You heroically take her place in the dual
>After much taunting on the rival dragon's part the fight begins
>Use every single piece of overpowered gear, cheap tactics and stacking potion effects to defeat her
>Send rival dragon away with her tail between her legs
>Princess easily now taller than you picks you up into a hug while wrapping her wings around you
>Thanks you for saving her and begs you to become her royal protector
>Slice of life shenanigans ensue parted by the odd dragon challenge or kunoichi assassin

>>22376543
Dragons are good girls

>>22216804
I just want a dragon wife to place me at the top of her piles of gold and call me her most valuable treasure

>>22123136
She places me at the top of her pile of gold.

>>22095611
Okay but beyond that they are also very comfy

>>22043966
>from behind

Reminder that if your waifu can't give you a regular hug and a wing hug at the same time she is bottom tier

>>21805093
If you took a dragon by surprise like that, would she panic and not know what to do, or would she get angry?

>>21762257
>the you she wishes was real is actually another you from another universe that made all the right decisions the you in this one didn't
>the other you she actually wants is massively successful in nearly every way you as you are now isn't

>>21646488
hohoho

>>21570927
Just give a dragon, any dragon, I'll be happy.

>Your having a sleepover with your Dragon childhood friend
>Both of you decide on cooking pizza rolls, root beer and action movies
>The instant they're done she throws open the oven and tries to hand you the metal tray
>You instinctively grab the tray to keep it from falling to the ground but it's about 450 degrees
>Thankfully you just finished washing your hands so they're still pretty wet and that saves you from severe burns
>Dragon looks mortified and quickly grabs some ice packs while apologizing the whole time
>You honestly thought she'd care more about the pizza rolls than you
>She promises to make it up to you and begins to drag you upstairs to her room
>Opens the hundreds of locks and pushes open her heavy duty safe door that also acts as a door to her room
>Walks into the middle of her treasure/bed room and says you can have anything you want in here
>You looks around for a bit looking over ancient weapons, powerful artifacts and even a chest full of treasure that'd undoubtedly crash the market for gold and jewels if you ever sold it
>But you look past it all and look right at her and point
>She tries to protest but relents since you pointed out she's in the room
>Years later your telling your and her parents at the wedding how it all began while your Dragon wife blushes redder than a tomato

Reminder to hug your waifu or else she'll hug you back from the /b/ drawthread