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Why are some humans convinced that their human rulers are actually lizards? It is a manifestation of human subconscious desire to be ruled by lizards/dragons. Humans naturally recognize lizards/dragons as their masters. They have deep seated desire in them to serve dragons to the point where they try to convince themselves that their human ruling class are lizards in disguise.

>Dragon says she’s going to sear my flesh and eat me
>Use my bones in a stew
>Torch my whole village as punishment for letting their village idiot bother her
>It’s been 13 years and she still hasn’t done any of those things
>Ask her about it every anniversary
>She calls me an idiot and wing hugs me

>>45668158
Accomplished:
Visited friends in the United States
Bought myself an electric guitar from flight-insurance money
Managed to finally get enrolled to a japanese language school
Made cool new friends, visited them a few times
Talked to a few girls on anime conventions
Got better at shooting guns
Learned a few new songs, including some that are really tricky to play
My drawings got better, and I finally learned how to shade
Drew a few nice pictures (they are okay) of cute monster girls and tomboys
Enjoyed Tomo-chan is a girl, which finally got an animation (that was my dream)
Switched to Linux pernamently
Completed a few video games I've never did before
Managed to lift more, get stronger and got a few compliments
Solved my life-long problems with bad digestion and now my health is much better
Learned how to take care of my skin and I no longer look like a knife attack victim all the time
Got to meet a few wonderful people
Made some nice memories when I was in Florida
Became an actual valued member of a friends' group

Goals:
Draw more pictures of monster girls for MGT
Learn how to draw better and faster and to color and texture well
Learn how to play electric guitar properly
Learn more japanese so I can finally watch anime without subs
Take care of my friends who are struggling and be of help to them
Find a new job, prefferably one that doesn't suck (last one fired me a few months ago)
Get a gf
Limit myself to playing 1 video game per month
Get better at singing and shooting guns, sing and shoot guns more often
Take care of my family
Get back to playing piano and make some progress
Learn more songs for the guitar
Overcome my struggles with social anxiety
Spend less time arguing in dumb 4chan threads and spend more time in the threads I like
Watch some more anime and read more manga instead of watching dumb youtube shit
Start sleeping better
Go to more cultural events and art galleries like I used to when I was younger
Organize all of my meme and anime folders, make proper backups
Quit porn once and for all

>>44648360
supremely cozy

>>42541715
The simple ones are claimed the quickest.

>>41665644
need dragonwife

NEED

>>39536276
If there's none on wiki, there is none written yet. All we have is translated tweets posted ITT.
>>39536335
I will NEVER lose to a monster affection and homemaking!

>>39517272
I would. I'd a dragoness in either of her forms as long as she's my wife.

>>39203472

>>38643956
>some salamander
He's married to Dragon commander in Manga, and their actors are married too.

>>38022306
Basically dragons have two conflicting desires. One to protect a weak man, the other to submit to a man stronger than them. Depending on who they marry, they'll indulge one desire or the other and be satisfied with it.

>>37986486
>being torn away from your old life of... nothing, to go live with a 10/10 model tier woman who loved you enough to kidnap you
Oh nooooo

Please doooon't

Well Anon, we are at the bottom of page 10 and nobody is coming to save you

>>37152258
You don't accept your life as her husband and the wing hugs that come along with it

>>36764071
>>36764173
>in 2017 dragon was comparable to anon and waifu
>Don't see it in the 2021 version
we need to go back

I haven't posted about dragons in a while, so...
Dragons

>>34488059
>Dragon
>Amazon position
followed by wing cuddling and claw-holding

>>34391046
But I like the dragon! It's okay though, I'm sure her husband is out there somewhere

Someone help, a dragon started hugging me and she won't let go

Behold, the dastardly endgame of monsters

I want to be a dragon's treasure

Gotta pay attention to your surroundings, if the monster gets the drop on you, odds are you are as good as married

>>33412033
>she thinks it's flirting and cute