/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39560004
Fox is nothing, try getting trapped into Auntie Ryu´s Palace Temple, as the encircled border created by their thirsty Shirohebi minions shortens and there are less and less places to hide from an even thirstier and older Dragon God.

>The day to visit your Ryu Mother-in-law has come.
>She says she has something special to show you.
>It´s your girlfriend´s eggshell, joined back together with gold lacquer.
>She becomes more embarassed than monsterly possible.
>And you do too when your Mother-in-law tells you she believes the day you will have one like this is soon to come.
>Mother-in-law even starts to give you tips as she shows you her whole collection.
>Highly detailed accounts on how she made each and every one of them.
>All concluding when you are guided to the deepest part of the shrine, where Father-in-law tends to the newest, yet unhatched ones.
>And you thought Dragons were an Endangered Species...

>>34823095
All the food is laced with afrodisiacs. And energy boosters. And traditional medicine fertility "enhancers".

>>34222081
Transcend from best snake to best waifu.